Deepak Sharma

Security Engineer - DFIR
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[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Get in the car. There’s no time to explain.

[Deepak Sharma @RxUrien]

@realDonaldTrump CBC next please!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW (who recently changed their name from MSNBC due to lack of viewership and credibility!), and Politico (The recipients of an illegal and ridiculous $8 Million Dollar subscription, an All Time Record, directly from the United States Government, under Crooked Joe Biden, in order to keep them “alive.” Seems like corruption to me!), from the White House as a result of their constant “reporting” FAKE NEWS! Media Outlets shouldn’t be able to constantly write or report FICTION and LIES when they’re covering the President of the United States, the Trump Administration, or the United States of America. Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

A quarter of a century has passed since September 11, 2001, when the peace of our Nation was shattered by terrorists.

Today, we remember the 2,977 precious lives taken from us, honor the heroes who answered the call, & keep their families in the heart of our Nation.

Above all, we must ensure the memory of 9/11 never fades, but is carried from one generation of Americans to the next.

We will never forget. 🇺🇸

[Travis Dhanraj @Travisdhanraj]

As I was saying…@CBC may have the most incompetent, ideologically captured management in the country.

I didn’t get the memo so I can say with 💯 confidence:

9/11 WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK.

Policing this language isn’t “careful journalism” It’s an insult to victims & their families.

[tobi lutke @tobi]

@JakeLandauTO just about the kind of tweet one would expect by someone with that flag soup in the name...

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Donald Trump says if he coached in the WNBA, he’d ask LeBron if he has “any desire to be a woman” 😭

[Nick Bosa @nbsmallerbear]

👌

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Black hairline spray sellers in Philly seeing LeBron and Jaylen Brown coming to the 76ers

[PTI @PTI]

Happy Birthday to our very own Anthony Irwin Kornheiser! #HappyTime

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

Thank you Fox. I’m just being Zlatan.

[Deepak Sharma @RxUrien]

penaldo fans hate-watching #messi

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

🐐🐐🐐

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

MESSI, AGAIN!!! HAT TRICK!!! ONE AWAY FROM ALL-TIME RECORD!!! GOAT SHOWCASE!!!

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

MESSI, almost 39, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

[Deepak Sharma @RxUrien]

@FIFAWorldCup BRA71L 💀