Ryan

Stay awhile. Maybe I'll make you laugh :)

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

@jemezsinatra Oh my goodness. I would pay money to see you do that

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

@ballerina_ari As you should 💕🥵

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

@jemezsinatra

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

I know that my spelling is in general, pretty poor. But my autocorrect just corrected my “toilet-trees” to “toiletries” and I have never felt so stupid. My whole life I thought it was two words. I thought there were trees.

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

If you are in the middle of a busy gym. Do not set your stuff down on a machine to save it while you use another one.

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

Ryan and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Y’all not gone want to hear this but part of your children being empowered to say “no” to a sexual partner is them being able to say “no” to you in non sexual situations.

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

I literally bruised my nose in my battle against blackheads

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

I want astronaut ice cream. Hits different. I like the way it feels. Who do I need to hit up? NASA?

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

The chemistry between me (who constantly spills water on myself when I drink) and the attractive waiter at dinner (who poured water all down his apron refilling my glass) is palpable.

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

I’m having a really fun time

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Back at it again costar. House on fire just about covers it haha

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

Waitress just trying to do her job: “Welcome to Texas Roadhouse! How are you doing?”

Me with puffy eyes and a tear-stained mask: “I’m good ✌🏻!”

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

@virgoboyfriend I love it so much and will treasure with forever 🥺 has his own special little spot! You did such a good jobbbbb

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

Everyone here is being all swanky with their ability to causally back into a spot. I don’t think I’m parked straight and I tried like 5 times in an empty lot

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

Star Brethren. Please explain what planet is making my life suck so bad right now? Like in a constant, mild inconveniences kind of way.

[Ryan @Ry__Bear]

Look at him.