Ryan Welch

The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.

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Five people were fatally shot in less than an hour and two others were wounded, including a police officer who shot and killed the suspected shooter after being hit. https://t.co/gnVzTbcoF0

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Please Ervin Santana, don't break my heart. Shit, I'll even kick in some incentives from my university scholarship! #Jays

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We serve drinks, not drunks. Oh yeah, then how the fuck'd I get in here eh? #Sochi2014 #nailfuckingbiter #puregold

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"Today's soup of the day is whisky!" #Aberdeen #wateroflife

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Traffic pursuit ends on ice in Dundalk arena http://t.co/1sIxcjTmGZ via @CTVLondon

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@truthfinder23 sorry bout that last one, I'm new to this shit. But I'm learnding. #RalphWiggums

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Drinking the floater beers and finishing all the booze in the house #truthfinder #yolo

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Twitter, you're about to get rowdy #couplerye #modernity