evan

[Emoney 💰 @Emmett10Johnson]

Kansas City Lets do it!!!
#chiefs

[jake @wormpuller]

Wearing a “I’d rather be fishing” tshirt to my custody hearing and occasionally sighing while checking my watch

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

they put me on the Too Fly List

[★ @tretslet]

White people be like my dog is not married to the idea

[бека @philiprothhead]

White people be like I let my dog drink with his friends in our house because it’s better than them drinking in some strangers house

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Imagine being stoned as hell off some bullshit 90s weed and experiencing the ps2 startup for the first time

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

White people be like my dog has a fearful avoidant attachment style

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

2009

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like i only know 3 songs by them

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

White people be like my dog’s ex wife is coming over

[Spectre @spectre0799]

39 Intro but the beat is Stay Fly

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

White people be like my dog is busy that day

[the giggler @melonsodsie]

350 degrees, 400 degrees, etc. All classic examples of oven temperatures

[steven @mynounswentpro]

white people be like i have to pick my dog up from rehab

[Evan @evanjmader]

white people be like my dog has a lot of cousins in san diego

[steven @mynounswentpro]

white people be like yeah my dog is going through a manic episode

[autumn @meanvenusian]

white people be like my dogs getting his braces off today

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I hope this doesn’t come off as pompous, but I just cannot play duck duck goose for more than half an hour or so these days. It’s just not very stimulating to me, and actually pretty monotonous. It’s possible I burned myself out by playing it too much, I guess