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[duck.wav @Ryan_Ducky]

Bass heavy
Jazz infected
Hip hop
Groove

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

> gets caught by fellow republicans watching porn in office

> is forced to resign

“It’s so over for the libs.”

[Michael systematizes 9/10 Life Satisfaction @Plus3Happiness]

the kids are reinventing meditative practices from first principles

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

💯💯💯

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Charlie Kirk is one dumb motherfucker. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

.@zohrankmamdani: We welcome anyone to join this movement.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

It’s not complicated: Not one more taxpayer dollar for genocide.

[Kim Iversen 🇺🇸 @KimIversenShow]

The United States is not a Christian nation. In fact, Jefferson, Franklin and Madison were NOT Christian. The Treaty of Tripoli specifically states “the Government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.”

The United States is legally a SECULAR Republic. Yes, lots of Christians live here, but the U.S. is welcoming to all religions and to those without religion. If everyone suddenly abandoned Christian religions it wouldn’t have an impact on the values of this nation.

For some reason this is hard for some to grasp. Probably the same group who wants to ban burning the U.S. flag and other forms of free speech.

[Roger Sollenberger @SollenbergerRC]

“We are seven months into the new administration, and no CDC subject matter expert from my Center has ever briefed the Secretary. I am not sure who the Secretary is listening to, but it is quite certainly not to us.”

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

So what you're saying is that a man does not have an insurmountable biological athletic advantage over you?

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again and again: We don’t have kings or wannabe dictators in America, and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

We should really all be retweeting this daily.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Have a great weekend, patriots! 🇺🇸

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

This is a district drawn by Republicans to pack Democratic voters into one gerrymandered district. You’re literally making the opposite point that you think you’re making.

[Just a Rancher. No dictatorships Blue always ? @Justaranch]

I did.

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

If you see coverage of our Hunter Biden interview on a mainstream network they’re telling you it’s a “bizarre, expletive filled rant” - meanwhile the YouTube comments:

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

A slow daily diesel train between Minneapolis and Chicago sees 100,000 more riders than it was projected to see when it opened a year ago, and you all want to tell me there’s no demand for fast and frequent trains in this country lol.