Ryan Goebel

MN | BJJ blue belt | wiener dog enthusiast

[Ryan Goebel @Ryan_Goebel116]

No one cares what you listened to this year #SpotifyWrapped

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I fucking hate Imagine Dragons

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@Jon_Anik fighters that fist bump @brucebuffer are already 0-3 tonight. All lost via stoppage too. @ufc @arielhelwani @dc_mma @DominickCruz #UFC265 #UFC

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I been watching fishing videos and boy oh boy are they interesting

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I’m only gonna say this once, Odie is the cutest dog ever. I am willing to fist fight anyone that disagrees.

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If you stick a hot iron rod in your beer before drinking I would like to personally fight you

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Conor can get fucked

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Why is everybody making a big deal of Bernie wearing the same jacket? Like catch me in the same jacket everyday cuz it’s fuckin warm!

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Babies = whack

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Annie just got so excited that I gave her the bonus sweet potato fry that was in my onion rings

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@ann_lux and I have the same anniversary as Bob and Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers

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The same people claiming “no collusion” after the winning 2016 elections with thousands of pages of evidence are the same ones claiming “voter fraud” with no evidence after potentially losing this one 🤔 how’s that for some Friday morning irony

[Ryan Goebel @Ryan_Goebel116]

Every once in a while I think about the time I was a temp at Wells Fargo and they gave me a leather bound notepad as a gift only to awkwardly take it back because I wasn’t a full-time employee...good times!

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What ever happened to these one-hit rappers from middle school? Like what’s Dem Franchize Boys or Hurricane Chris up to now?

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Whenever I go to the store for essential dog items, it’s so difficult for me not to buy Odie a toy. They all just got his aesthetic so well!

[Heath Mayo @HeathMayo]

COVID arrived in the US on January 13. Wednesday is May 13.

That’s four months. Four months to figure things out, to communicate a plan, & to get testing & tracing in place. Instead, it seems we’re just opening up because of politics. Our leadership completely failed this test.

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This might be the longest Saturday in the history of the world

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My client was so concerned that the rest of her team won’t pay attention during our workshop, they made us create a worksheet for them to fill out during. You know, like what teachers did when you watched movies in class

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Let’s cancel 2020. This year has been trash from the jump