Ryan Landolph

CLE | Average golfer | Life-long losing sports gambler | Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 enthusiast | @KentState alum ⚡️

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S/o to Kyle for eloquently depicting what myself and thousands of Browns fans have been incoherently bitching about for years

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

I took some time this morning and imagined I was a Browns fan.

Out of respect.

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Unserious franchise @Browns

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Nothing better than cashing the HOF Game over, football is so back 💰

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And fuck Dan Gilbert too. Mike Gansey walks out the door, lands Jaylen Brown for peanuts, and gets LeBron. Koby is still asleep at the wheel. Colossal failure.

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Fuck Koby Altman

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PADDY TF BADDY

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I will never have sustained sports happiness

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: University of Michigan coach Dusty May has agreed to become the new head coach of the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell me, @AdamSchefter, @PeteThamel. Major college-to-pro jump for the 2026 NCAA championship coach and swing for the Mavericks and Masai Ujiri.

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GAETHJE BROKE ILIA HOLY SHIT

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At their core, the Cavs are frail, weak pussies, both physically and mentally. And nothing will change that. Regardless of the outcome tonight or this series, this team lacks guts.

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Boy this team is fucking dumb as shit

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians are acquiring two-time Gold Glove-winning catcher Patrick Bailey in a trade with the San Francisco Giants for the No. 29 pick in this year's draft and left-handed pitching prospect Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson, sources tell ESPN.

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James Harden is fucking terrible. Unplayable. Get this fraud fuck outta here

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I know James Harden has playoff struggles, but did this dude get paid off in a gambling scheme? He can’t even fucking dribble. This is ABSURD

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Yeah so Thomas Bryant should never see the floor again

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Same soft, weak, undisciplined Cavs team. Bigs got dummied both games in Toronto. No urgency from Harden or Don. Team is on the ropes and the confidence level they can rebound from this is zero.

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Holy shit the Browns are killing this draft, absolutely love these first four picks

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Would much rather have had Cooper, but KCC is a playmaker they desperately need. Solid first round. Keep building.

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Thank you Browns for doing something smart. Fano will play early, super versatile, position of need. Now go find a way to get Omar Cooper.

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Blaydes/Hokit might crack the Top 5 best fights I’ve ever seen, what a fucking WAR

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AND ADD A BACK TO BACK HUGE FUTURE CASH

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THE MEN FROM MICHIGAN ARE NATIONAL FUCKING CHAMPIONS 〽️〽️〽️