Rev. Ryan

Pastafarian Minister, Sommelier, He/Him/His

[ron @LostLittleFoot]

@Ryan_Leonard28

[vee @greenteavee_]

reminder to play loud ass disney music around these freaks so they can't film shit. it's seriously the most effective way to get them to leave.

[ron @LostLittleFoot]

⁦@Ryan_Leonard28⁩ demanded I need more friends on here. https://t.co/qVdcT275Vw

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

Happy gotcha day to my handsome boy! Tank, you have brought so much light into my life this past year ❤️

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

One of the most moronic takes I’ve seen in quite a while

[Gideon Heilpern @gideonheilpern2]

@anniembaileyy @fallinlovia Men and women are not equal and therefore do not play by the same set of rules. A man who has many female partners demonstrates he’s desirable and a safe mating choice for women. We are polar opposites and when we’re together we create a perfect and timeless synergy.

[🐈‍⬛ @1644vms]

the earth shifted lives were changed people were never the same

[kemi @kemimarie]

there’s this magnesium blend i been drinking in the mornings and it’s stabilized the hell out of my mood. it literally puts me in a state of equanimity for hoursss. like let me put y’all on real quick. 😭

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

@shitpostbri It’s rough out here

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

Just remembered some people have never had to work on Christmas before

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

5k per hour to work on Christmas day from 7am-2:30pm would you do it?

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

@RealEdwinLeo Thank you 🙏🏻 I’m glad you have good taste

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

Is liking Arby’s a dealbreaker?

[spagheddie @RealEdwinLeo]

@Ryan_Leonard28 No, I will fight anyone (no i won’t, idk how) to the death who dares talk bad about Arby’s.

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

@teekaygarrett Not true but go off I guess

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

@imoddberry Thank you so much

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

@teekaygarrett I expected more of you

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this really can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

MORE. SPACE. AH.

[Rev. Ryan @Ryan_Leonard28]

@billywilcox77 We love to see it