Ryan Webb

[Texas State Baseball @TxStateBaseball]

Brought our own juice 🧃

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

Me walking back to the group with the shots that everyone said they didn’t want.

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

Really glad the committee put in Alabama instead of FSU.

Good choice.

Couldn't have a QB in a playoff game throw for like 116 yards or something including overtime.

Oh, wait.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

We get the uniforms back.
That’s how this works, I don’t make the rules.

Sorry, not sorry.

Too bad, so sad.

[Ryan Webb @Ryan_Webb10]

@Evan_W_Webb

[Collin @CopierCollin]

Me heading to the fridge for an ice cold beer between hitters.

[Astros 2026 Champs @AstrosOptimism2]

Rangers fans remembering all the things they said to Astros fans in April

[Patrick Creighton @PCreighton1]

#Astros CF Chas McCormick’s .874 OPS would rank 3rd in #MLB among all CF if he had enough AB to qualify.

His 19 HR are 8th in MLB among CF despite his 327 AB.

His .363 OBP would be 2nd in MLB among CF

His .511 SLG would be 3rd in MLB among CF

Every other option on the team at CF is notably inferior to him as an offensive player, yet he doesn’t play everyday.

[Patrick Creighton @PCreighton1]

I love Dusty. Have tremendous respect for Dusty. His career is amazing as a player and manager. This needs to be his last year as skipper of the #Astros

Dusty was terrific last season. But if we are being honest, he is way off the reservation this season.

There is no single act that you can point to that would indicate a significant shift in aptitude, but he has been notably not as strong a manager this year with his decisions on a game in, game out basis.

It’s not just the lineups. It’s not just what seems like a deliberate decision to sit Chas and Diaz way more than anyone else in all of baseball would even consider. It’s not just the bullpen decisions, his absurd faith in Montero early, the overuse of Abreu/Neris and Maton in the first half. It’s not just the deliberate avoidance of consistent empirical data over several categories

It’s all of that.

If Joe Espada isn’t the manager of the #Astros next year, that window is going to close 2 years earlier.

I wanted Dusty back this year. He has cost the #Astros no less than a half dozen games this season, likely more.

It pains me to type this, but this has to be Dusty’s last season, no matter what.

[Ryan Webb @Ryan_Webb10]

@jawsoft @astros I guarantee this company preaches some “sell me this pen” bullshit

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

Dusty Baker explains his decision not to start Framber Valdez tonight

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

Julio Rodriguez has words for Astros ahead of series rematch 👀🍿

[APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU]

The AL West rn:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Sometimes you gotta remind your wife that if she tried to blitz your ass she’d be easily shut down by a simple pass blocking concept.

Football guy.

[Hot Freestyle @HotFreestyle]

Jackie Chan confirms ‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works 👀🔥

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

Tell Steve, I need 225k for Taylor Swift tickets. Tell him I’ll pay for them, but when I sell them for twice the amount next year I keep the money.

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

𝗩𝗢𝗧𝗘

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Good morning to…Houston, Texas only. This incredible team will be talked about to our grandchildren like folklore. What an absolute monster of an organization. It should make every @astros fan proud to know how sick with jealousy the haters are today.😏#LevelUp #WorldSeries 🤘🏼🔥

[Daniel Meyer @TheAstrosLocker]

Locker room speech from @lmccullers43 (language)