Ryan

*Tap Tap Tap* Is this thing on?

Tweets are my own fault.

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

A shame there isn't an emoji for a dumpster fire.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter right now is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

@ShipleyFargo If I wasn't sick, I'd be there. :(

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

Thanks for the Lifetime, Loved Ones, Alkaline Trio and Mind Haze, @HaroldsOnMain!

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

Did Elon Musk buy Ticketmaster, cuz that would explain things perfectly.

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

@hoppykristin Total chaos. I'm attempting to be a good dad/husband, but this is a pain...

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

Dude!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

With this Twitter thing maybe changing considerably.
a question I am asking:
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go, there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

If I can smell your cologne/perfume from 20 feet away, you're overdoing it.

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

Hoping I can drop by!

[HaroldsOnMain @HaroldsOnMain]

Wax Thursday w/ @ShipleyFargo spinning records 10/13 8pm!

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

Extreme close-up sneak peek.

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

I'm excited for this. I have a board in the show. @pleitch collaborated with me on this one... I just didn't tell him beforehand.

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

TIL that there is still a Hardee's in Mankato.

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

#Fargo, if your parents are hung over tomorrow, I suspect they were catching #Wilco at @fargobrewing. Nice to see a show where I'm not the oldest person in the audience.

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

@ShipleyFargo More like Heavy Petter...

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

My kids wanted to watch the #VMAs tonight. Two dominant themes, #butts and #weed.

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

@schellbrewer @omegayeast Sweet. Talk the distributors to bring some up to @FargoMoorhead? @SchellsJoe we haven't closed down a Moorhead taproom for a while.

[Minnesota Department of Transportation @MnDOT]

SO YOU JUST USE BOTH LANES AND RESIST THE URGE TO MERGE EARLY AND THEN TAKE TURNS AT THE MERGE POINT AND EVERYONE KEEPS MOVING AND THAT’S WHY THE ZIPPER MERGE IS SAFE AND EASY AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO IT IN CONSTRUCTION ZONES

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

Camping with the kids and coyotes start to howl: "Who bought their freaking dogs to the campground?!"

[Ryan @ryanandersonMN]

@schellbrewer This follows my standing request for breweries to brew more saisons and witbiers. Thank you.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Jimmy Eat World Issues Formal Apology for Telling Us Everything Everything Would Be Just Fine https://t.co/pV7E0uPumA