Ryan Baranowski

go Stros - I miss Kyle Tucker

[Ryan Baranowski @RyanBaranowski5]

Yea baseball’s gonna have a lockout

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

MLB's latest proposal mimics other sports with strict contract limits.

Free agents would be limited to five-year, $202 million contracts. (That is 15% of the proposed cap number and would rise.)

Juan Soto's deal with the New York Mets was for 3x the years and 3.8x the dollars.

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Rice University right now

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What in the world was that? What a horrific way to end a season. He would have been out at 1st by no less than 25 feet. Just a total brain freeze/panic moment. Unreal.

[Ryan Baranowski @RyanBaranowski5]

You’ll see me April 4, 2026 upon my release

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨💰🏌️ #DISCUSSION — You have 24 hours to make an ace on #7 at Pebble Beach. The hole is playing 100 yards. No wind. If you make it you get $10 Million. If you don’t, you must go to prison for 6 months.

Are you doing it?

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

Pretty astounding that, in 2025, there isn't an option for fans at home to watch a live stream of every individual match at the Ryder Cup. Even a paid option. The Masters does this with all 18 holes. There are only 4 groups on the course at Bethpage Black.

[Houston Astros @astros]

The battle for the Silver Boot returns!

Thanks to the @texaslottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS

[NHL To Houston #BringBackTheAeros @NHLtoHouston]

I’ve been informed by @HtownNHL that things are progressing for Houston, things are moving in the right direction for Houston getting an NHL team. I wasn’t given a projected start year for a team. #NHLtoHouston

[Columbia Baseball @CULionsBaseball]

Final:

Oregon 35, Columbia 1

#RoarLionRoar

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed the S&P 500

[Ryan Baranowski @RyanBaranowski5]

Maybe these chiefs memes are true…

[Ryan Baranowski @RyanBaranowski5]

Homie got too used to not playing in October and is set on it

[Katie Woo @katiejwoo]

Nolan Arenado is unwilling to waive his no-trade clause to join the Houston Astros, at least for now. That decision, first reported by @mlb dot com, is not final, and the Cardinals and Astros will continue conversations.

More here w/ @Chandler_Rome https://t.co/TxLA6NUFPK

[Garrett - Fort Bend Toyota @houstonfan4life]

Bad financial moves are the reason Tucker is gone.

Hader - 19mil
Abreu - 19 mil
Montero - 11 mil
Pressley - 14 mil
McCullers - 17 mil

80 mil wrapped up that probably should’ve been spent elsewhere, probably Tucker.

Even if you sign Bregman, that’s roughly $50 mil to work with signing Tucker.

BUTTTTT…

Crane won’t pay more than 6 years so it’s all a moot point.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Hillary Clinton in 2008:

“If they’ve committed a crime… DEPORT THEM! No questions asked. You’re gone!

If you want to become a citizen you have to pay a stiff fine, pay back taxes, and learn english.”

Today’s Democratic party would call her a MAGA far-right extremist on CNN.

[Ryan Baranowski @RyanBaranowski5]

Weekday afternoon playoff baseball should be illegal

[Ryan Baranowski @RyanBaranowski5]

Nick Castellanos home run today…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

"We gotta figure out a better way than this"

After Ronel Blanco's ejection, @aj_pierzynskiFT says MLB needs a better system for identifying & testing the "sticky substances"

[Ryan Baranowski @RyanBaranowski5]

@padres I would like to formally throw my hat in the ring for the Padres Managerial position opening.

Experience: 2 years of managing my fantasy team, Bear Force One

[Ryan Baranowski @RyanBaranowski5]

Lmao he’s legally contracted to be