Blasto

the Bills and sketch comedy

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

Like this tweet and I’ll summarize you with a haiku

[7️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ TJ @TJDMCR]

I'm ok with this game if this is what it takes to get a new staff.

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

Would’ve been nice if he was an option for the bills… oh wait!!

We don’t need a first round pick. We need someone who has proved they can be successful in the NFL.

[JPA @jasrifootball]

Chris Olave…. My God.

(@AryePulliNFL)

[Kevin Siracuse @kevin_siracuse]

Reactionary take: This team is cooked.

Realistic take: This team can get hot, go on their classic late-season run and maybe still win the division, but then they’ll be cooked at some point in January.

Either way, this is not a championship team, especially when you consider the injuries that are piling up each and every week. Just too many weaknesses on this roster.

#BillsMafia

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

@kevin_siracuse This might be me just sore off the loss but we should cut him. He’s not good. I’d feel better signing a free agent.

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

bro was running

[Buffalo Bills PR @BuffaloBillsPR]

Injury Update: TE Dalton Kincaid (hamstring) is questionable to return.

[Kevin Siracuse @kevin_siracuse]

How ironic that the wide receiver that you could’ve acquired is having his way with your defense while your wide receivers continue to struggle getting open and your offensive coordinator doesn’t know how to call anything past the line of scrimmage.

Laughable. #BillsMafia

[BillsOnReal @BillsOnReal]

Let’s all clap it up for Brandon Beane who didnt make a trade at the deadline for a WR or defensive lineman

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

I hope we get blown out. I hope we don’t score a single point. Maybe it’ll wake up whoever’s in charge that we need BETTER RECEIVERS.

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

guy who has an affinity towards saying that he has an affinity towards things that he has affinities toward

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

Beyond grateful for my friends 😌

[Kevin Siracuse @kevin_siracuse]

Ok the #Bills didn’t do enough to win in the end BUT…..

1.) Pass to Worthy that hit the ground
2.) Delay of game at 2-minute warning
3.) Kelce taunting Hamlin
4.) Multiple holds on KC’s punt return
5.) 4th down conversion where the one ref originally said Allen got it

That’s FIVE plays that directly impacted the outcome of this game and all went Kansas City’s way. Just brutal.

#BillsMafia #NFLOfficiating

[Eric Wood @EWood70]

This feels right.

#BillsMafia

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

Something that makes you sneeze - “Aphrosneeziac”

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

It doesn’t show signs of STOPPAGE
And I brought some corn for POPPAGE

[Buffalo Bills PR @BuffaloBillsPR]

Thursday injury report

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

My Kink Is Karma is the best Taylor Swift song that isn’t by Taylor swift

[Blasto @Ryanblatto]

Every time I travel cross country I’m reminded once again of how much a police state that NY is

[Michael Schwartz @MSchwartzTV]

Joe Andreessen’s dad is my weekend mood 🍻 #BillsMafia

[Kevin Siracuse @kevin_siracuse]

LB Joe Andreessen is really impressing me so far. #Bills

[Joe Marino @TheJoeMarino]

Words I need to learn how to spell:

Accommodate
Nauseous
Worcestershire
Vacuum
Recommend
Andreessen