thorn

sad but rad

[thorn @RyanBragdon]

@colliemogs Literally nobody’s heard of this but it’s so good

[swaggatarius @sevennotreal]

Can they remove this shit feature

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[thorn @RyanBragdon]

@Pupsker @AlbertsStuff @h3h3productions Homie spawned outta nowhere lol

[#augs @luvpxie]

him: u must be a nonchalant ass sentient pretzel if u think we’re-
me:

[thorn @RyanBragdon]

@vidsthatgohard Fucking dying? Wtf do you want from me

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

ok??? fuck you???

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

At least she censored my name

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[stops masturbating] fired??

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile because one will see you later, and one will fucking kill you on site

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Well, I guess my son is officially at “that age” lol.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[domo @domojnr]

me after replying ”ugly” under dream’s face reveal, putting my phone on vibrate and into my ass

[Digbert Nelson @bedrocksignpost]

@matthwatson Straight Obama:

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It’s none of your business why my Ring doorbell only films people’s feet.

[Mark @markiplier]

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear this; overturning Roe v. Wade is an erosion of women’s rights and reinforces this absurd, backwards notion that women shouldn’t be allowed to be in control of their own bodies. If you DON’T think that’s absurd and backwards, fuck you.

[Kangaroo Jake @KangarooJackoff]

Must've missed that season