Ryan Brianson, MPA

Longhorns | Migos Listener | 5x Travel Ball MVP | Ultraboost Enthusiast | Former Owner of a 2007 Toyota 4Runner |

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@DaveyScuba David I think I’ve seen you wear a hat maybe once in the 3 years I’ve known you

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@DaveyScuba @RichMax98 @johnwoodyharr The only acceptable male birthday celebration is “hey yall wanna go to the bars tn”

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@RedBirm We’ve finally reached the point of no return where you can just see them

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Good morning patriots. Everyone shoot me a thank you the next time you get gas

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Just found out I have an hour commute to my internship this summer. 12 hour shift on a drilling rig with a hour commute is soul crushing. Might have to start doing meth

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@IhateSocialSec @johnwoodyharr She is both extremely hot and extremely retarded

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@CFBHome No person has ever been alive when tech won a national championship

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Not sure why Tech Fans won’t just own that they’re the only smart team that intentionally plays a weak schedule to boost their chances of playing in the CFP. Much more annoying to deflect and ignore the obviously weak schedule.

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Honestly Sark and CDC should just schedule those retards from Lubbock just to finally get them to shut the fuck up

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@handybjs

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@DaveyScuba @D5398D If it’s not in the bible it will not be attached to my child

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@BentonSwathford Forgot to add blue collar work to the list. Currently wearing a pair for my internship on an oil rig

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The only time it’s acceptable to wear jeans is when your mom tells you to and SEC football games

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@BentonSwathford There exists 0 occasion where jeans are acceptable and duck heads aren’t

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@SouthernnandFat To clarify I almost exclusively wear khakis

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@jakerawling5 @glint1x My hair has been cut by a moderately obese black lady at great clips since the age of 4 and she has never fucked me up

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@CuntJoyner I wish you had to pass a literacy test to use the internet so I wouldn’t have to see this kids face ever again

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@xiiiordnas @jjettasSZN Women would probably never leave the house if instagram didn’t exist

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@HendyLite Mike you talk about this every other day atp