Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody

Aston Jeanty is Jesus

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

When a trillionaire is telling the common man not to worry about robots taking their jobs…. It’s probably a really good time for the common man to worry about robots taking their jobs.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Better just to send money directly to the people from the Treasury.

So long as the increase in goods & services exceeds the increase in the money supply, which will be the case with AI & robots, there will not be inflation.

In fact, my prediction is that we will desperately be fighting deflation!

[Alexandra Francisco @ByAlFrancisco]

I would feel bad for the Raiders but I don’t have a dog in this fight

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

Maxx Crosby on IG in 2 hours

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

My wife loves when I do this

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This turtle behavior, often called "claw fluttering", is a courtship ritual where a male turtle rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws (or "jazz hands") near a female's face to attract her.

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

That was CRAZY how the Patriots won the game! Goal Line interception!? Who is Malcom Butler!? Tom Brady coming out of retirement!? Jules and Gronk too!? Wait, did I watch the wrong game?

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

Can these people be any more insufferable? I hope that pup is okay.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Unearthed footage shows one of Trump's federal agents kicking a puppy.

[Tyler Dunne @TyDunne]

Will Campbell shared today that he is afraid of cats. He then shared a splendid story why.

“I was staying the night at my boy’s house in high school. I went in the room I was sleeping in. It was pitch black. You couldn’t see your hand in front of your face. I take my shirt off. I’m about to get into bed. And a cat jumped out from under his bed onto my leg. I booted that thing.

“Yeah, I kicked it. It was biting me. I’m not going to just let it.”

Is the cat still alive? “Hopefully not.”

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

With another Epstein drop today, be prepared for a wild weekend to distract the narrative.

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

Works great so long as you never need a better, larger home. Home ownership is practically unattainable for essentially an entire generation at this point.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I don’t want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own their homes. You can be sure that will happen

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

Welcome to New England buddy.

[KalebBurgh Steelers @SteelersWin109]

Myles Garrett after hearing the news about Jim Schwartz

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

What a fraud.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

From the ESPN report: Bill Polian was a vocal figure in the Hall of Fame deliberations involving Bill Belichick, with Spygate and Deflategate coming up among voters during discussions.

Per a voter who spoke anonymously, Polian — the former Bills and Colts GM and longtime Patriots rival — told some voters he believed Belichick should “wait a year” as penance for Spygate.

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

I mean, what are they supposed to do? Give up?

[Zac Stevens @ZacStevensDNVR]

The Broncos truly believed they were going to go to the Super Bowl.

Alex Singleton had an Airbnb booked in Santa Clara for his family to stay in for the Super Bowl.

J.K. Dobbins was 100 percent going to play in the Super Bowl.

Evan Engram fully believed the Broncos were going to be AFC Champions.

https://t.co/83Y151boX2

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

https://t.co/x6lbzvvN1X

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

ICE is the American Gestapo.

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

Good call, Mayor Pete!

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

If there was ever a moment for libertarians and conservatives to step up and join the rest of us, we’re in it.

Americans have to unite and stop this descent from a freedom-loving nation into the kind of place where masked, militarized government agents are sent to politically noncompliant areas to roam the streets, terrorize civilians, and deploy violence with impunity.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

― George Orwell, 1984

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

Don’t tread on me?

[Michael G. Bordan (Monty Mole) Parody @RyanChromey]

The Federal Government just claimed this man approached ICE brandishing a firearm. This is unchecked, unfiltered violence of citizens of the United States.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same administration that venerates Kyle Rittenhouse, who showed up at a protest like this: