Ryan Conway

Inexplicable attorney. @StLouisBlues over politics. Opinions are mine and mine alone. Yada yada. Honorary Dottelander.

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

Guys. I made the @StLouisBlues’ twitter. And instagram. And Facebook.

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

💛💙💛💙💛💙

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Thanks to @GovParsonMO and his staff for showing that they bleed blue in Jefferson City! #WeAllBleedBlue #stlblues

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

@3YearLetterman

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

I will not

[Andrew Anderson @uscfan981]

Say something nice about Chicago.

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

Hi @QuikTrip. Just thought I’d let you know the QT on Wentzville Parkway in Wentzville, MO is far and away the worst QuikTrip I’ve ever been to. Truly disgusting.

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

Cubthago delenda est

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

FINAL: Team Italy 9, Cubs 4.

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

@scottfaughn @Pirates @realDonaldTrump Senator Roberts will liberate us

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

I’m just glad Jimmy Carter isn’t around to see Trump destroy the county he built

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: Israeli sources say Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei killed in strikes.

Follow live updates: https://t.co/NHFpH9gTcS

[Brooks @EBrooksUncut]

Please let it be the @Cubs 🙏🙏🙏

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Seattle vs. New England

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

“Hey, Lee, can I borrow a pen?”

“Not so fast my friend!”

[Andrew Reed @andrew__reed]

???

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Nick Shirley, who is being promoted by Elon Musk, JD Vance and the entire conservative mediasphere, is a fanatical Zionist Israel Firster. He literally went to Israel to do a propaganda tour just a few months back. All the Zionists are doing OMG SOMALIS OMG MUSLIMS for Israel

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

ok L ahoma

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

Yeah but if Arkansas had to leave the conference with Tennessee, they’d lose their shot at a free win once a year.

6-6 doesn’t just happen.

[aTCUburner 🐸🌵 @theTCUburner]

monthly reminder that we’re missing out on this

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

Every time you think @Eric_Schmitt can’t deliver anything more for Missouri, he goes and shows you he’s got another solid idea.

I can’t wait to see who he’s got lined up to bring 100 win seasons and October baseball back.

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

From day one I've worked with President Trump & his team to secure additional resources to fight violent crime in St. Louis.

Today I'm proud to join @FBIDirectorKash to announce a historic investment of agents right here in MO. These new agents will help keep our streets safe.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Happy Bastille Day!

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

Governor Bond did so much for Missouri. Truly spent an entire lifetime fighting for this state. He was the best advocate we could have had in both Jeff City and DC.

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

.@StLouisBlues

[Ryan Conway @RyanConwayMO]

Well, Poland joined NATO in 1999 and Lithuania joined in 2004. So nice to see a paid Russian propagandist admit Kaliningrad isn’t actually Russian.

[Douglas Macgregor @DougAMacgregor]

Let's be clear, the war in Ukraine is a function of NATO expansion.

Putin has been saying for years: don't push this envelope, we don't want NATO on our borders, if it shows up on our border there will be war.

This was well know despite the media's attempt to hide it!

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

#IdesOfMarch #TheSimpsons