Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io

Technology Buzzword Tinkerer. Works at @VMware. Tweets my own.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Did you know you can estimate the remaining daylight using your hands and the sun?

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

For those that remember my What I’ve Learned series, I’m starting it back up. https://t.co/6UGvMMgdxz

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

@texas_96_ FYI: https://t.co/Iz02UGhmUG

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

I’ve unlocked another unknowing “I’m old” milestone. My son shared music that I don’t know (that I like)

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

I just declared Browser Tab Bankruptcy.

That was liberating.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

What they didn’t warn me when I become a parent: the pain of debating on whether to throw out expensive junk or not. #SunkCostFallacy

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

When your commit messages goes beyond passive aggressive.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

[me listening to pigstep for first time]

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

@eerosupport I believe Apppe’s Private IP feature does this. Or at least I see existing iPhones that suddenly show up as new devices. Another scenario is kid’s school Chromebook, if they get a new one, WiFi info stored in their account. So they auth without me handing out the WiFi pw.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

@eerosupport feature request: I’d REALLY appreciate if you could implement a “default profile” for all new devices. My kids can bypass network controls unknowingly when MAC address changes.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

Being excited about a new washer/dryer has got to be peak Adulting

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

You know what grinds my gears? A sneaky 10% service fee on a call ahead to go order, and having a tip prompt.

Can we just pay everyone a living wage and end all tips? That’d be great.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

To all the elves working tonight: may all your assembly be quick and nothing gets missed (looking at you batteries).

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

I was today years old.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

My entire childhood, I thought the old timey movie that Kevin watches in Home Alone (Angels With Filthy Souls) was actually an old movie.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

I still think we peaked in 2020.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

I feel like we truly captured 2020 in our Christmas card this year. I wanted to use a flame thrower but it got vetoed (sigh).

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

To my online friends, here’s the annual limited edition Clair Christmas card.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

@aaronbuley I didn’t realize just how many companies were in the T club. Wow.

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

Current Status

https://t.co/YlfaLSJN1A

[Ryan Clair 🦋 @rycr.io @ryandotclair]

Watching an expert doing their thing (especially a dev with their IDE like @starbuxman and @dashaun ) is just so satisfying.

[Jonas Rosland @jonasrosland]

OPEN FOR WORK!

I’m looking for a new role focused on team and community building, preferably in one or more of the following areas:

- Generative AI
- High-quality open source solutions
- The design, development, and release of video games

https://t.co/cQUK0zOH0t