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Literally no one:

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I feel like not enough people are pointing out the timeline link between Trump being outed as a confirmed pedo and Epstein's bestie and Trump randomly starting an unprovoked war. I think sadly that's because it's working.

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@elonmusk You can just say things now

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@elonmusk Wow this website fucking sucks

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The elevator is at the RARE of the platform? Okay, whatever you say @MTA

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Why do AirPods always die one at a time when they’re never used or charged separately?

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Yeah, why the hell were the Democrat and Republican candidates listed before the Fight and Deliver party candidate?! Something’s fishy here…

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The New York City ballot form is a scam!

- No ID is required
- Other mayoral candidates appear twice
- Cuomo’s name is last in bottom right

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Not that we need anymore indications of how cooked this society is but.. it’s wild to have crossed the line where businesses would rather refuse to sell anything to anyone and make zero revenue than entertain the possibility that some poor person MIGHT try to steal baby formula.

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Fresh shade of dystopian hell at my local Walgreens where literally 95% of items are behind lock and key: I press the button and wait for the guy to come unlock the little plexiglass cage, he gets there and goes, “oh these ones don’t open.” And that was that.

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My Instagram search page is now just AI hot girls (that are very clearly AI) and each post has hundreds of fawning comments from human men who believe that it’s a real person. It is getting so bleak out here on the internet. (I say to the tumbleweeds in the graveyard of Twitter.)

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Shuttering to think of how unprepared Boomers with zero media literacy are for the Bari Weiss takeover of a major mainstream news organization..

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@kenklippenstein Generally, authoritarian regimes crack down on freedom of speech in accordance with the public’s appetite for it. They just give the people the amount of reppression they demand, that’s how it works.

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Cannot describe how embarrassing this is for the NYTimes

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Hot take: when the little toggle button on the side of your phone is set to “off”, your phone should never be able to make a sound.

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TFW you’re waiting for the bus and it just never comes.. and then, not one, not two, but FIVE “Not In Service” busses pass you within a few minutes.. 😑 #MTA

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Spending my last few, fleeting years as a hot person—which coincidentally also happen to be the last few, fleeting years of a habitable Earth—waiting to get blown up in a US/Israeli imperial terror attack that will be blamed on Iran. 👌👌

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Last night was the second worst attack on New York City to be orchestrated by Halliburton.

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Did you guys hear about the gooner who's using the dictionary to jack off?

It's been tough, but he's slowly coming to terms with it.

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Is this anything?

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@dimaismadduh Control F: Palestine, Palestinian.. 🤔