Ryan Ebert

BGSU 2016 👻:ryanebert23

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

Airports really need to reach a consensus on whether we’re leaving laptops in the bag in the security line.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

The number of men I know who have to spend a week in the doghouse every time they go on a MANDATORY WORK TRIP is so baffling to me.

Bro already feels bad enough that he has to leave, and then his wife does the “ok” text thing the whole time and just casts a dark shadow on his entire day/week. Brutal.

Many of these wives love the lifestyle afforded by the salary that comes with the corporate title and role, the vacations and SUVs and girls trips and private schools, and then pout and mope around the house when Chad actually has to do his job.

These dudes look absolutely deflated on the last day of travel knowing they have to go home and basically tiptoe around moody woman doing the silent treatment routine for the next three days.

Conversely, the guys with grateful, supportive, joyful wives cannot wait to get home.

An excellent, godly wife is an infinite force multiplier, in every area of life.

[Zion @zionszzn]

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 @ferretallen]

I don’t have to watch Cavs basketball for MONTHS

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

When they’re broke, they rely on men for help.

When they start an OnlyFans, they rely on men for income.

When they want to escape poverty, they rely on marriage or child support from men.

When they want to be signed for their talent, they rely on male executives and audiences.

When they’re in danger, they call on men for protection.

When they want special privileges, they appeal to men in power.

Women Hate patriarchy online, love it offline.

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

The most dangerous woman to marry isn't the gold digger; it is the woman who feels like she "settled" for a safe, good man after her toxic prime years ended. She will accept your financial stability and your ring, but she will punish you every single day with passive-aggressiveness and a dead bedroom because you aren't the exciting, chaotic guy she actually desired. She doesn't respect you; she is just using you as a retirement plan.

[Black Dada Nihilismus @Deuce1042]

One of LeBron's lasting legacies is he might be the most memeable athlete in history.

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

True accountability is the ultimate kryptonite for the modern dating scene. We have created an entire culture where a woman's toxic behavior is always excused by external factors, her zodiac sign, her past trauma, or how a man "triggered" her. But a man's bad behavior is always blamed entirely on his character. Until we normalize women actually saying the words "I was wrong" without adding a "but..." to the end of the sentence, modern relationships will remain a wasteland.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

When the intern calls me “buddy” at the office

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

When Clippers fans say LA is a winning city:

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Republicans when a trans person calls them delusional

[LocktoMinny @LockToMinnesota]

Mf gave us two generational reaction vids in a span of like 2 days, best to ever do it

[FRE Pouch @FREPouch]

when your unemployed friend tells you to lock in

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

Because of social media, there is a constant, lingering paranoia that a better, richer, taller, more romantic option is just one swipe away. So, instead of watering the grass where they stand and building a solid foundation with a genuinely good partner, they keep one foot out the door. They sabotage a perfectly healthy 80% relationship because they are endlessly chasing a phantom 20% that literally only exists in heavily edited TikTok compilations.

[🥔 @salzmann__]

Players when they see that Cleveland area code pop up on their phone tonight

#NFLDraftDay

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

I had a massive reality check last night about how Instagram is actively destroying long-term relationships by convincing us that love is supposed to be a 24/7 "soft life" aesthetic.

It was late, the apartment was stifling, and the power had randomly tripped. I was lying in the dark, scrolling through IG, watching a reel of some influencer getting surprised with a Cartier bracelet and a baecation. The caption was: “Never settle for less.”

Honestly, I let the internet poison my mind for a second. That familiar, creeping panic started settling in. I started wondering if my own relationship had lost the "spark" because we hadn’t done any grand romantic gestures lately. We were basically just splitting the crushing weight of adulthood.
Then I looked over at my man. There was no curated aesthetic. No cinematic background music. He was completely exhausted from his own day, but there he was, sitting on the bare floor in the dark, using his phone flashlight to help me count and sort out my ID Vogue orders so my morning deliveries wouldn't be delayed.

The entire Instagram illusion just shattered for me.
Social media has gaslit us into believing that if a relationship isn’t actively triggering your anxiety with constant highs and butterflies, it’s "dead." We mistake peace for boredom. We want a burning fire, completely forgetting that fires eventually burn the house down.
The harsh truth? Most long-term relationships aren't held together by overwhelming passion. They are held together by a VOW to look at each other in the middle of a brutal economy and say, "I am not going to let you drown today."

The internet will call that "settling." But the internet doesn't know a damn thing about what it actually takes to keep the water out and the house warm when things get dark. Stop letting a 60-second PR campaign ruin your real life.

[Talia Ringer 🕊🪬 @TaliaRinger]

Don't really understand the point of dental insurance if they don't actually pay for anything. Delta Dental is basically a professional scam, like how do they manage to get employers to pay for them if they are so useless

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

I wanna see the CEO of Concur doing an expense report.

Like why do I need to utilise my hotel stay.

[ro @yslrohan]

At this grown age, I don’t like being around people who aren’t solution-oriented.

[Finance Rob @FinXRob]

If you don’t have a 401k or an IRA, you probably won’t be retiring.

Hope this helps