Ryan Federline

Went to college

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Dad:I heard a song about cheese sticks
Me:What?
Dad:It goes "like a cheese stick like a cheese stick"
Me:You mean G6?!
Dad:Yeah that's it!

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#PickupWomenWednesday
Hey girl
Do you have any plans at 11:59pm-12:00am on December 31st?

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#PickupWomenWednesday
Hey girl
Are you looking for a random Christmas gift exchange?
Cause I can show you my white elephant

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#PickupWomenWednesday
Hey girl
I don't have any numbers saved on my phone
You wanna be the first?

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#PickupWomenWednesday
Hey girl
Do you work for Apple?
Cause this account recovery is pissing me off

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#PickupWomenWednesday
Hey girl
I may have broken my phone a week ago and now I'm locked out of iCloud since I forgot my Apple ID password
But I'll still tweet on my laptop to make sure I don't miss a Pickup Women Wednesday

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#PickupWomenWednesday
Hey girl
It’s Blackout Wednesday
But I won’t forget you

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We lost cause 1st is the worst and 2nd is the best

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Going to the championship game in my men’s basketball league
Probably the biggest accomplishment of my life

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The first rodeo must’ve been so confusing

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Just found out Karl Marx’s younger sister Onya invented the starting pistol

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@MrClean93 Oh don’t worry I didn’t

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Running 13.1 miles tomorrow
If I don’t tweet that’s why

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I’m alive

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Running 13.1 miles tomorrow
If I don’t tweet that’s why

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Going to the championship game in my men’s basketball league
Probably the biggest accomplishment of my life

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#PickupWomenWednesday
Hey girl
My friend over there thinks you’re hot
*point to a corner in the bar*
*run to that corner in the bar*
*wave*

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Philadelphia Eagles how’d you woseeeee to the Washington Commanders

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Mr. Ewon Musk can plwease plwease pwetty plwease get vewified

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@Francobandiero_ @ThatGirlCan1 Oh shooooooot. I do need a new pair

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#PickupWomenWednesday
Hey girl
It’s hump day
Wanna celebrate?

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Exercised my civic duty today
I’m exhausted

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*what birds do*