december

before you ask me to help you with your business, first learn what an accountant actually does.

[december @RyanFerdman]

Alright done with Twitter, why is my entire feed always footage of people dying in gruesome ways? No warning, never liked this content, block the accounts and more pop up. Fuck this app.

[december @RyanFerdman]

I’m exhausted beyond words. I have no energy for anything anymore. I feel horrible for never seeing my friends or my family. I am exhausted with life, with work, with money, with everything. I want to give up but I can’t. I’m so exhausted.

[december @RyanFerdman]

I purchased something for $205 at the beginning of November.

I checked out the Black Friday deal for the same item and it was now priced at $289 with 27% discount totaling $209.

It’s seems to be slightly cheaper to buy before Black Friday than it is during.

[december @RyanFerdman]

how my gf’s cat be staring at me 45 minutes before dinner

[cyht 🪁 @Cyht_]

ashing a sesame bagel,like a cigarette, in front of the roomba

[december @RyanFerdman]

Fuck daylight savings I’m clocking in an hour late

[december @RyanFerdman]

@tordilol This finna be our house in 2 years

[december @RyanFerdman]

idk is it just me or does it feels really illegal to just leave stores without paying?

[december @RyanFerdman]

@PicturesFoIder The simple answer is $200 but to truly determine the loss depends on how much the store purchased the goods for. As an accountant itd just get written off the loss is insignificant. The amount written off would be $100 of cash and $100 in merchandise meaning $200 less in assets

[december @RyanFerdman]

The busiest day of work for me and my 1 cat is running around the house knocking things off tables while the other sits in the hallway staring at the ceiling and meowing nonstop. Going on 45 minutes.

[december @RyanFerdman]

@_cutesi The legend of Zelda: Chin Waker

[december @RyanFerdman]

Eagles needed to stop running the ball 3 quarters ago

[december @RyanFerdman]

They are losing money from the strike so to compensate they are raising prices. Just cancel your service all together, I promise there’s nothing on either of these platforms worth paying that much for

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hulu to increase price to $17.99 and Disney+ to increase price to $13.99 on their monthly ad-free plans, starting October 12th.

[december @RyanFerdman]

@EndWokeness “This is an invasion” LMAO america has fallen to 8 dudes dressed in Express on a tiny speed boat

[december @RyanFerdman]

This year had some of the best games of all time release

[december @RyanFerdman]

@ShiningWzrd @Cyht_ At least we can agree channel 3 was for the PlayStation

[december @RyanFerdman]

I am just learning that cable network channels varied depending on where you lived in the 90’s to early 2000’s so Nickelodeon wasn’t channel 33 for everyone

[december @RyanFerdman]

@catph0ne I just thought Nickelodeon didn’t exist 😭

[december @RyanFerdman]

@Cyht_ There’s no wrong answers except 43

[december @RyanFerdman]

@HumansNoContext