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[Trey @Thatsjusttrey22]

I hate to drink pop, but I have to at work to stay awake smdh #allbad

[Kasbass @ksay13]

Wide awake and craving ramen noodles. #grub4lyfe

[baby dick @RyanFrogDiesel]

"Waiting on that moment"

[50 Tyson @50TysonRap]

A real nigga don't tell a female "I love you" for sex.

[50 Tyson @50TysonRap]

If you get pulled over for a DUI, you should get 1 chance to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart w/o falling off. If you can, you're free to go.

[Pablo De La Rosa @junior1990hoe]

#BMS Is the shit!!
#BlueMountainState

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

But it’s just a temporary high, cause when I close my eyes I'm somewhere with you. #KennyChesney

[Boi-1da @Boi1da]

OVO Store is officially open , go to http://t.co/2aSceNxz

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Seen a sissy hit a gal. Busted his skull and said,"This is Merica. We don't hit honeys and talk Spanglish, we hit homers and speak Merican."

[Akbar Gbajabiamila @Akbar_Gbaja]

I lost my first fantasy game in our expert #NFLfantasy league by a tenth of a point to @Jamiemaggio Have you ever lost by a tenth of a point

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If your blood pressures don't go haywire when you see a fighter jet flyover, you prolly love terror. It's just Merica out bustin' a flex.

[Michelle M @Michelle_MEM90]

Sometimes you gotta learn your lesson the hard way. #truthhurts #itsforthebest

[cindica @ciiinners]

Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time #Drake

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

Steelers Colts Giants Pack Saints... between them have won the last 7 Super Bowls... all begin 2012 season 0-1 #NFL

[oLITvia @oOhliviax3]

The avg person smiles more than 50x a day. I prob am above avg #hyfr