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"I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later"- Mitch Hedberg

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

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Link to my new stand up make sure to like retweet and share with your friends!

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

Hi pals. Still on Twitter just @RyanGildComedy follow that for updates on my new pod #TequilaSunrise

[Danny Cagan @dannycagan]

This guy @MackKeane is so talented. I’m blown away every time. And no one has anyyyyyy idea what’s coming😱

@solangeknowles

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[Danny Cagan @dannycagan]

This is about more than politics. It has been for awhile. It’s about the lives of innocent people, and unfortunately, mostly children.

Please think about everything you can be doing in YOUR power, no matter how small, to prevent this from happening again. https://t.co/5KtZ0EFeoB

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron gave his arm sleeve to a fan with a sign that said, “You Are More Than An Athlete" https://t.co/VT9anQD1cS

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

Team make sure to follow @RyanGildComedy for updates and show details for the upcoming future

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

BOBBY THE GOAT SACRE

Via @JustRyCole

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MJ: "You'll never get to 6 rings!"

Kobe: "Ahh, but you'll never win an Oscar.”

#Oscars

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

Also you should know I bit my lip 4 times yesterday singing along to One Wish by Ray J

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

I'm sorry to anyone I might have wronged in my life you should karma has caught up with me and I've woken up at 5:45 am three saturdays in a row

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

When you get the Vegas hotel confirmation @Shapiro777 @fratters0n @OfficialSupaJew #Pina

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

The wifi is bad everywhere even in my house, I'm living in a millennial nightmare

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

I can't stop watching James Harden's crossover from last night. RIP Wesley Johnson's ankles

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

student: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: *cocks glock* idk can you
student: *pissing self* may i

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

@0ziggz @Roy_Meets_World I don't have a video but I do have audio tape I can send to you!

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

Just at that point of the diet where I buy a black and white cookie at a deli to sniff it yell at it and throw it out

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

Comedy store was electric tonight and former laker @Roy_Meets_World was in the building! Much love to everyone who came and laughed

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Spurs trying to convince Kawhi he’s cleared to play... 😂 https://t.co/v6h1xT1DE9

[gildy @RyanGilderman_]

I'm at @TheComedyStore tonight at 7 with a line up of great comics! @SallyMullins1 is hosting! Make sure to stop by

[Kait Garbani @Kaitlyn_Garbani]

I’m slowly becoming a morning person and it’s scaring me