Ryan Hatzenbuhler

Chronic arm crosser. Always one layer colder than the rest of the room. Former intern guy.

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@awfulannouncing @OldTakesExposed @KFANPST

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

As much excitement as there was for a potential Giannis trade, there was a lot of nervousness, too, at the prospects of saying goodbye to some valued players.

Jaden is staying. Naz is staying. Julius is staying. Rudy is staying. Nothing ever got close with MLW. Wolves march on.

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@JonKrawczynski Wasn’t there a similarly bad NYE loss to a terrible Pistons team 2 years ago too? The wolves can overcome it again this year

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@InitialsGame Is there a local pickup option to avoid the delivery fee?

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@InitialsGame Are the physical games sold at any of the Initials Game Live events? I want to buy a couple games but am local and would rather save the shipping charge if possible.

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

Waited til the end for some Jordan Mason bid advice and all I got was this lousy #cmczero t-shirt

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

3, 4, 1, 7, 9, 2, 8, 6, 5, 10…..muskies

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

what’s your favorite Wolves jersey of all time? 🐺

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

Donovan McNabb and Josh Freeman better send a gift to Troy Williamson for wearing that badge on their behalf

[𝙆𝙖𝙨𝙚 @verysadvikings]

Vikings Football Grid, Day 3.

According to the replies, Troy Williamson is pretty clearly the worst player in Vikings history.

Now, who is the most OVERRATED Vikings player of all time? The player with the most replies in 24 hours wins.

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

Can all MN sports fans agree Anthony Edwards needs to be in bubble wrap until the wolves season starts?

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@pancheros Used to eat it before every Timberwolves game during the 2004 season when Kevin Garnett won MVP. It was my dinner before we won game 7 that year. 20 years later I got it ahead of Wolves playoff games again this year for good luck!

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@DaneMooreNBA With so many wolves starters playing in different systems this summer, what specific elements should fans expect the wolves coaching staff to incorporate into the upcoming season (ie a 4/5 2-man game)? Is there anything you would be upset if they did NOT include?

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

I love this show so much and can’t wait for Jan 17th, but 6 months is a long time to wait when you’ve already been waiting 2 years. Also this is every bit a teaser - it shows nothing and 95% of the dialogue/VO is from season 1.

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Like you never left.

Severance returns 1.17.25

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@LukeGansmoe and I’ve always loved that about you

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

Sending the bat signal to @DustyHatz

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Those who have splurged on an expensive whiskey, what was it, how much did you pay, and was it worth it?

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@CoryCove Coinstar machines take 12%. I had this argument with Huntington last year. Sauce is wrong, they don’t do it for free anymore - they refer you to Coinstar (right outside their branch but not managed by Huntington). They told me it needs to be in rolls to deposit

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

I’m sure @DaneMooreNBA and @brittrobson are recording as we speak, but I’d love their POV on why the wolves either didn’t or couldn’t do this type of thing to Dallas. It felt like we never got the ball inside on the mavs, but was it our execution or a miss on the game planning?

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@101Programmatic @adexchanger Agree on the marketing piece for sure. 500 publishers is a LOT of publishers - even within a curated marketplace it won’t be even distribution across those 500. Buyers should already be optimizing to cut low performing sites, so I think this will have little/no impact for buyers

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

@joe_zappa Index exchange, Xandr (curate), Magnite, Criteo

[Ryan Hatzenbuhler @RyanHatz]

Is there a stat service tracking what % of KAT’s pump-and-drives turn into offensive fouls? Feels like 100%