Ryan Holmes

Comedian, Writer, Actor

[Naomi (HAT-tee) @hatie123]

Watching @MonstersMorning
@Iheartmonsters1 @RussRollins @ToTheTopCarlos @ItsOffcialAngel @RyanHolmesLive @thesavannahboan Pre Labor Day Party! Friday Monsters Live!
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@MenageaTrois you might notice an uptick in sales in Orlando because it's the only wine our morning show host drinks.

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My #cat thinks he's a standup #comedian too. His closer is about fur balls, but I think it's hacky.

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What it's like to live in #Orlando #Florida most days. #Funny #Weather https://t.co/upuc5HI4ug

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I use Old Bay seasoning in everything I cook. But it is only to make my new bae jealous. #OldBay @OLDBAYSeasoning #Bae

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Hey @squattypotty I'm coming for your market share. https://t.co/xq8PeyhBqf

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Paintballing with preacherlawson and @apolloreplay https://t.co/LaprqyUKC6

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Almost time to Tbag 2015 @ImprovOrlando w/@NikkiGlaser and Florida comedy @PreacherLawson @KenMillerComic @Papasthoughts @OnlyBlackJustin

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Our image of evil space aliens surely derives from a fear that they will treat us just as we treat one another.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Joan Rivers wouldn't hesitate to make a sick joke about the passing of Joan Rivers and that is why I will miss her. RIP.

[Ryan Holmes @RyanHolmesLive]

Joan Rivers died today at 81. Her skin was 35. #JoanRivers #RIPJoanRivers #RIPJoan

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Joan Rivers did a standup set the night before she was hospitalized and passed away. That is amazing. #RIPJoanRivers #comedy #legend #closer

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Today I lost 1 of my childhood comedy heroes. You will be missed Robin Williams. You were my first exposure to comedy #RIPRobinWilliams

[Ryan Holmes @RyanHolmesLive]

@peteholmes I know the show ended, but I want you to know, you have literally made my life and comedy career better w/ your podcast. Thx PH.

[Ryan Holmes @RyanHolmesLive]

@PeteHolmesShow Going to miss this show! Everyone involved was really creative/funny. Glad to still have the podcast. It changed my life!