cynikul

chaotic good | only plays rogues

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

Does anybody remember that early version of smash brothers where the only playable character was Softhands Randy and he'd come over to your house and you had to feed him alcohol or he'd put you in the closet again

[jes @peestains]

>be me
>working out in the poop gym
>new guy walks up
>“is this the pee gym”

look around buddy

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@dbs_10_10

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The guy that shot Osama Bin Laden wants me to be his sex slave.

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@barry I know this is legit because Spindrift isn't on here, that shit sucks.

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@lmoul_ @GamingNextDoor new reaction image for sure

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@jakeleiffer50 @Bj7822 @CoelhoMerdaz @TTalkwithTaylor @NRA The game hunting shotgun, famously used in desert warfare. You're dying on a hill over someone taking 15 seconds to safely unload a shotgun but that's expected from someone who also thinks hurricanes care about politics.

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@mieucosplay same feel when all of our clients didn't want to pay for CrowdStrike 🥳

[MissMikkaa @MissMikkaa]

Apparently there is a bug that can make the last boss in Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree spawn twice? Has anyone else had this bug?

When the boss uses a mimic tear on you…

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@Yovssovph @PicturesFoIder it's not that your memory is wiped, it's that you're just not making new memories while its in effect. this is also what happens when someone has a black out while drinking. brain is still processing information, but can't form memories.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Just checked out “The Beatles” and there’s only clean vocals?

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@lo0u_ @Nox_proxY @Mangalawyer You’re going to shit yourself when you find out about the historical accuracy of every other protagonist of this series.

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@infinitus_16 @LilAggyTV probably still in the process of getting verified

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@BlahBlahBllaahh @PicturesFoIder Helldivers 3

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@TaroTheCerelian @InternetH0F dude would've been dead before his feet touched the other side of that counter for sure

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@ShitpostRock Peak Noita is causing the 10 square miles of earth around yourself to cease to exist, and then accidentally stepping into a puddle and shocking yourself to death.

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

@Blake_C137 @DoobLontonder @peckerwoodRiz @hartgoat @PicturesFoIder You keep posting this and everyone keeps showing you the actual law explaining why you're wrong. 🤣

[cynikul @RyanIsCynikul]

how I'm about to be with my powerstanced greatsword build.

[ELDEN RING @ELDENRING]

The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC.

https://t.co/vdG8dJvcet

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Ladies and Gentlemen, today we've made modding history...

The Limp Bizkit mod for Fallout: New Vegas has been found and restored!

Huge shoutout to @UsagiCola for archiving the files!

Link to the Google doc down below 👇