Ryan Smith

Same as it ever was

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

@Alixbooktherapy @indecisivetakes @warmbrietoast What doctor told you that? That sounds fully wrong.

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

@naturefromsam Real scientists decide what they think and never change their viewpoints with new data. If I can’t explain it, it’s woke and evil.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

Jesus: *doing crossword* I’m stuck on 2 across.

[We want brian back @wewantbrianback]

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

as we speak, there are about two dozen lucky nerds rushing to their laptops who will successfully sign up to get their shit absolutely forever wrecked by this

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

Swear they just make up new ones. Who’s this guy?

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

@kittycatboyd Mind benefits thieves?

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@warlockracy Dunmer?

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

@BadGalTuhRiri @NILES100 Americans tip the weed guy??

[Max Lawson @maxlawsontin]

My favourite charts from this year's Oxfam Davos report, Survival of the Richest. 1/9

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

@TheSurrealMac @SoozUK @lulubeelu @itvpeston @Peston @MhairiBlack @ITV Do you take offence to being called “straight”?

[queen lizzie updates @UpdatesLizzie]

the queen is still dead

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

Fucking shocking. Which one of our laws will they come for next? In almost 25 years of devolution the terms haven’t been broken like this. Just goes to show devolution is no substitute for independence. We need to fuck these ghouls off. https://t.co/2roRAASZjr

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

“Does the pope shit in the woods” is gonna get a laugh out me every single time. The word play, the imagery. 10/10 little wisecrack

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

So it’ll be Belgium except expensive and cramped.

[Shotta Texts @shottatexts]

Could Amsterdam ban tourists?

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

> @RMTunion ✅

[Ryan Smith @RyanJamesLift]

@StagecoachWScot is the x74 running from Dumfries?

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@StockMKTNewz Gimp

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@StockMKTNewz Let me speak