Ryan Burrows

Communications Officer at Dentaid the Dental Charity. Former radio journalist and editor @BauerMedia. @Pompey and @Vikings fan ⚽🏈.

[Shanghai Daily @shanghaidaily]

Erling Haaland just dropped a Walovi ad in China—and netizens say it's too catchy, too funny. When your striker doubles as a meme lord.

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The worst thing about those annoying AI 'Farage yelling at Andrew Bailey on Question Time' posts is the sheer frequency at which they pop up on your feed once you've reported one. It's like fighting the world's most gammony Hydra

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The prospect of Hamza Choudhury losing to San Marino makes me incredibly excited

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

Bangladesh is number 181 on the FIFA ranking. It is basically the San Marino of Asia, so there might be a chance tonight.

Fun fact: this will be the first time San Marino play against a country from Asia.

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POV: you are a carrot 🐰🥕

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A man traveled to Rabbit Island in Japan, and as soon as he stepped onto the ground, a crowd of animals appeared.

The local rabbits immediately came over to sniff him.

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

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- The vote splits in both jury and public vote made for an exciting - if terrifying - finish
- Please keep the rising heart EBU - added a lot of excitement at the end

#Eurovision

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#Eurovision thoughts from tonight (well, last night...)

- At no point did I have Bulgaria winning, but heck, I'll take it!
- First consensus winner since 2017 - telling with all the changes to the voting system
- Italy finishing top 5 is inevitable, embrace it

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- Sweden back in P20 - Schlagerfiaskot 2.0? Does Christer need to get back in and sort MelFest out?
- UK last is not a surprise - but I'm happy the Beeb tried experimenting even if the final result didn't go as planned

#Eurovision

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Forgot to post my list of qualifiers tonight. Got all 10 right. Such is life. 😆 #Eurovision

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Say what you like about this #Eurovision quiz, it's just nice to see some UK representatives scoring points

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Great to see ORF putting as much effort into hosting #Eurovision as they do into making their website look good 🩷

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Alis: Just popping out to do #Eurovision mum, BRB

Alis' mum: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME

#Albania

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Olly Alexander walked so Søren could run #Denmark #Eurovision

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Can't listen to France without thinking about Kath and Kim, désolé #Eurovision

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9/10 on the qualifiers - Belgium getting through over Portugal denied me a full set!

Won't do anywhere near that well on Thursday - Semi-final 2 looks like a real bunfight... #Eurovision

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TICK-TOCK, IT'S #EUROVISION O'CLOCK

Countries which may or may not qualify tonight (probably the latter, given my record) include:

#Moldova 🇲🇩
#Sweden 🇸🇪
#Croatia 🇭🇷
#Greece 🇬🇷
#Portugal 🇵🇹
#Finland 🇫🇮
#Israel 🇮🇱
#Lithuania 🇱🇹
#Poland 🇵🇱
#Serbia 🇷🇸

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Guys, would it have been better doing this bit in the semi-final that Australia are... you know, actually competing in? #Eurovision

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Didn't know Judge Rinder could sing #Lithuania #Eurovision

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What's the Finnish for 'it's in the bag'? #Finland #Eurovision

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Not sure I can really get behind a song which uses the line 'My head, my heart, my body parts' sincerely.

Cracking beat, though!

#Sweden #Eurovision

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TICK-TOCK, IT'S #EUROVISION O'CLOCK

Countries which may or may not qualify tonight (probably the latter, given my record) include:

#Moldova 🇲🇩
#Sweden 🇸🇪
#Croatia 🇭🇷
#Greece 🇬🇷
#Portugal 🇵🇹
#Finland 🇫🇮
#Israel 🇮🇱
#Lithuania 🇱🇹
#Poland 🇵🇱
#Serbia 🇷🇸