Ryan Markham-Platta

"Look at all them wheats!"

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

When life hits you out of no where

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@BuschBeer #BuschBackup #Sweepstakes babyyyyyy

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Audreyrose985 💙💛

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Earth_Updates Okay so getting tucked in gives a defence buff...but what about Goodnight kisses from the homies???

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

It's nice that my elbow likes to get fucked up every few months in order for me to focus purely on legs for a few weeks

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Audreyrose985 Gas station taco shells would SLAP!

[Tor Ekeland @TorEkelandPLLC]

You practice ritual cannabilism but you’re “pro life?” You’re drinking the blood and eating the flesh of your demigod? Born of a virgin married to another man that your god impregnated without consent by showing up in her bedroom? And now you want to control women’s bodies.

[alex @alex_abads]

a fetus has never written anything as good as Rhiannon

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Thatoneguy64 I've said the same thing only with animal crossing!

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Audreyrose985 RIP Wilson's manhood

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

Why is there not a game like animal crossing where you're just a hobbit chilling in the shire? I would play the hell out of that

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@naturallight @Audreyrose985 do you think the cats would like it??

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@naturallight @Audreyrose985 yoooo

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Audreyrose985 Then he thinks you abandoned him, even worse!

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Audreyrose985 You can't tell me what to do, he's probably already forgotten you live there

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Audreyrose985 Only one way to find out...

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@Audreyrose985 That's hot

[Ryan Markham-Platta @RyanMarkham82]

@gabpenn1