Ryan Jones

Big man tryin to live big dreams

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

I was wrong guys sorry

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

2020 boutta be a great year, they all ready got the 2 for 5 deal at mcdonalds.

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

I have been a fool for so long that all I am left with is an esoteric wisdom that I can give to drunk people at the bar when they be trauma dumping to me for no reason. Splendid!

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

this may be a negative view point but, GUN TO MY HEAD IM SUPPORTING KANYE REGARDLESS THE SITUATION 💯📢

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

all these white owl and swisher flavors and they still don’t have cool ranch

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

can’t wait to attend the 2022 toyotathon I wonder what they are doin to the camrys this year

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

i feel bad for my mans kanye he just tryin to be a dad

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

do not ask me to spell my major

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

Cheat code unlocked

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

Finna risk it all and not eat a black eye pea to see if it really be givin luck.

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

fuck it, caloric deficit

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

yall ever just nap mid day and end up startin ur day at like 1 am

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

cranberry sprite finna be back LETTTTSSSSSSS FUCKINGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

wait it’s 2021?

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

y’all be careful in this weather tonight I hit a wicked rain dance last night

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

if I’m contestant 420 on squid games I’ll win off that alone

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

damn this whole creating a new me kinda stinks, least I can finally see my toes tho.

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

Luckily this years weather was not like the last, the harvest will be plentiful and I expect an easy winter. I should have enough potato’s, corn, iceberg lettuce, cheese, and apricots to share with the village.

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

yes ill take one Big Mac no middle bun, fries with no salt and a flat Diet Coke no ice.

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

The 20 year bulk finally starting to pay off

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

this gym be makin me even more of a monkey, I just be squatin on random shit whilst eatin bananas

[Ryan Jones @RyanMFNJones]

so wait we just gonna put Biden in a peach now?