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[The Stowe Show @RyanMStowe]

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[The Stowe Show @RyanMStowe]

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[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

If every Democrat were this good at politics, we'd win all 50 states.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Partick's parents failed him. Hunter Biden's didn't.

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Participating just to cook juicers for an easy bag is genius

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

As Trump posts AI videos of him assaulting Stephen Colbert, here’s what Colbert was doing:

Dancing with his wife, having fun at the Fired & Festive!” afterparty in NYC.

[KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 💙🧡💙🧡 @alv_money]

He’s in the fucking nosebleeds with the people instead of being down in celebrity row

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We hope this post about orphaned negatives makes you gruntled.

An ‘orphaned negative’ is a word that SHOULD feel like it has a related word, but doesn’t.

‘Nonchalant’ is an orphaned negative because there is no ‘chalant.’

[DRUSKI @druski]

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

The commentary on this is absolutely incredible 🔥🤣

[Edgar Salmingo, Jr. ✌🏽 @PanthersAnalyst]

I don't remember a rookie or FA that has come to the #Panthers and ingrained himself so quickly and fully into the Carolina culture than how AJ Dillon has

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Back to say, this is my point.

[The Stowe Show @RyanMStowe]

@MattEngstrom1 Panthers!!!