Ryan bobby

I like things and stuff

[Ryan bobby @Ryannbobby]

Utah kids be like “I put that on the gang”
What gang? The mormon tabernacle?

[cav empty @cavempty_]

incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

for sale. hot dog. mustart ketchup

[Ryan bobby @Ryannbobby]

Hopped on TikTok for the first time in months. They got AI podcast clips talking about why you should never betray a Virgo. Everyone in the comments dropping their birthday. Whole app fried.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i’m hiding a neanderthal in my basement they aren’t extinct

[Ryan bobby @Ryannbobby]

Since I was a kid, I always knew I’d grow up to keep a Belgian Malinois in a studio apartment.

[Ryan bobby @Ryannbobby]

@BirdmanAnderson @WeeabooOper8r What’s bad about the Mk17

[Ryan bobby @Ryannbobby]

@vbgamer17 @CMDRSpiff @DocStrangelove2 Would be curious to learn more about the 70 and 77gr issue. I replied because your initial comment sounded like they just didn’t use them at all.

[Ryan bobby @Ryannbobby]

@vbgamer17 @CMDRSpiff @DocStrangelove2 They weren’t using the 416?

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

im running around utah and throwing mysterious glowing green syringes at people like darts

[Joe B @AstroJoeB]

@83dollaroring I think it’s incredible how conspiracy theorists overcomplicate things to the point that they become ridiculous. Sneaking a shaped charge onto him and then pretending it was a bullet is somehow simpler than just like, actually shooting him?

[wapital @wapital3]

i read that 40% of americans don’t have $500 and stopped honking at people, these people gonna blow my head smooth off

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

[wiwi @wiwipilled]

i tell him 'bring me that sack, boy' and he gets a little big. planet.

[Ryan bobby @Ryannbobby]

Vine King Bach compilation son

Or

Vine twerk compilation daughter

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Out of my way, chud.. *flashes blade*

[gus @gussmann_]

apology for bad english

where were u wen smiling friends die

i was at house watching twitter when phone ring

"Smiling friends is kil"

"no"

[EggBlunt @SigmaGooner]

I’m in the club throwing haymakers at fat bitches

[🚮🚮🚮 @HeavyMetaphors]

@images_i_hate2 Youre laughing. He bonked his head and youre laughing

[Ryan bobby @Ryannbobby]

@membersonlydave @glass_myth Have you considered this?

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.