Ryan

We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us

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Has anyone else ever been listening to loud music and thought they could sneak out a fart then realized they were wearing headphones

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Canadian mist 1 - 0 Ryan

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@AGirlFromCLE then I hope you swipe witch ever way your heart tells you too

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Hitting up Tinder at lake Powell #isthissad

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Is it just me or did spotify change its shade of green slightly...?

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I continue to dislike Baltimore

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Disregard that last tweet, that was the worst chipotle burrito I've ever had

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Baltimore's airport has a chipotle. Making it my favorite airport I've ever been too

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#whiteandgold

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So I work a dress tonight ... That is all

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There's nothing like a glimpse into a public restroom stall, to destroy any hope I might have had for humanity

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Listen guys.... It's my world and you are all just living in it. #rei1440 http://t.co/1jInxWZ4Zo

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I'll call this one "Dad on bridge"...for obvious reasons http://t.co/jMOL4uFubF

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Avenue Taphouse like the old days

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I've never met a person with a hyphenated last name that I liked

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My dad has one dance move, the butter churn and it's poor, thanks a lot lady Bligh

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This thanksgiving was the first I wasn't able to spend with my family. Instead I headed down to the… http://t.co/VfWYGtxs0y

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To the guy grunting and breathing real heavy in the stall next to me...I'm right here with you bud..We will get through this together

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@tjwulf remember when @ImaginaySEAN was gonna use plyers to hand pull the metal beads out of them instead of just changing his tires

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That's gotta hurt @lookma_noFLANS huh