Ryan Oldham

Okie. Singer-Songwriter. Don’t understand the rules to soccer.

[Ryan Oldham @RyanOldham13]

They say marijuana is a “drug” that opens some sort of “gateway”. I’m here to tell you they are right. It opens the gateway right to the pantry.

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@sladecoulter Yes please!

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https://t.co/Ft3Bl66FpW

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New record coming along!

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Aight den. Last one of these I took I lit up like a Christmas tree.

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@TrentFletcher Yuh

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Yup. Baked muh noodle

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Panty puddin’

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@TylerMcCartne10 I’ve heard this way too many times… or maybe it was the heart is good but the dick is bad… meh

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Welp. This is the longest I’ve been sober in at least 5 years. Prolly longer.

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I woke up this morning and couldn’t find my give a fuck.

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@FreminGannon Is’a trap

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@RedDirtSOTD Thank ya!

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@TylerMcCartne10 Shhh. Don’t be telling secrets.

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@mattwilliamsok @bubbasbrewhouse You forgot “Stairway to Freebird”

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Rule #1 - you don’t shit on the tour bus.

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@HaydenPenning11 Thanks!

[Cody Barnett @CodyDBarnett]

I’m late to the show 😂😂

[Ryan Oldham @RyanOldham13]

Medicine Park. 7PM. Let’s get fucking weird.

[Bubba's Brewhouse @bubbasbrewhouse]

I’m gonna say it, there’s nothing hard about a Seltzer and why do we have 75 different versions of them?