Ryan Orrison

I’m a carrot. Half underground. Cheesesteak Eating Bastard.

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@TerryFranconia 🫡

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@NHL_Muse Branko Radivojevič

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@TerryFranconia @AnaheimDucks 100% lmao

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@hodgiecodo @ChipDgear @RootsDelco Def more self storage 🤣

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

Remembering when I drove across the country (several times) and the radio was a mix of church stations and Huey Lewis and the News.

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

Imagine if we had Tippett this whole series…still happy how they’re playing this boring ass team

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@MikeyD_OandBP

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@TerryFranconia I can’t wait til I stop seeing that account show up in my timeline.

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@DKSportsbook Literally one of humanity’s greatest achievements. Not crazy at all lol

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

Seriously we give up the first to EVERYONE. First career. First on new team. First PP goal, etc, etc.

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@NHL @Canes Nice fix with that situation room review 🤡

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

Absolute trash by the @nhl there. Canes goalie took himself out of the play.

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

Literally everything about this teams’ uniforms and fonts straight out of EA sports lol (not hating I’m just saying)

[Brogan Houston @houston_brogan]

New logo on the ceiling in the locker room

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

This postgame is insane 🤣

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

@TerryFranconia @Dadgelos Not even once 🤣

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

This timeline is something else

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

Leafs be sweating love to see it 🤣

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

Why is espn (1) not working on Comcast wtf

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

The pole smoking the Toronto Maple Leafs get is incredible.

[Ryan Orrison @RyanOrrs]

NCAA hockey referring to its OT as “sudden victory” common now 🤣