Ryan Piaskowy

🏜🏳️‍🌈. Love Don't Hate. Valpo Grad. ΣΧ. PLUR. I spread joy and love love. Everyone deserves a chance to fly. He/Him.

[Ryan Piaskowy @RyanPiaskowy]

really wish I could do magic outside of hogwarts

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If @united really wants people to gate check their bag on these full flights, they should offer some points to those that do it.

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TIL @wateratairports exists and was very helpful at @Schiphol #ams

[Ryan Piaskowy @RyanPiaskowy]

Today in navigating US Healthcare: in order to have a preventative care visit, I have to pay for an establishing care visit. I’m fully convinced we’re all being scammed @uph_meriter

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Only referring to Dr Pepper as BBQ Sprite from now on

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@Walmart in what world would this be a valid substitution? Also tried to decline within 4 minutes but the decline window had expired?!

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Still waiting for a music service to have a “Prefer Taylor’s Version” setting that replaces the song anytime the non Taylor’s version is being used, even in playlists I don’t own.

@SpotifyUSA @AppleMusic
@pandoramusic @taylorswift13

[Ryan Piaskowy @RyanPiaskowy]

I’ve heard all you need for crêpes is eggs flour salt water and milk. Confused why I haven’t more of them

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I still divide the Marriott points amounts by 3 to think how many #Starwood points it would have been #spg

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Hearing “Can I get a connection?” at the Taco Bell on state street was an instant flashback #staffmeeting #workchurch iykyk

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Glad to see I’m not the only one! No way I played 357 songs at a place called Route 65 Pub and Grub mainly Matchbox Twenty

[Dave Spak @davespak]

I don't know who this #TouchTunesRewind email was supposed to be for, but they're definitely not my stats. I sure as hell am not hanging out at Leon's Steakhouse & Saloon playing Morgan Wallen.

[Ryan Piaskowy @RyanPiaskowy]

Bar tender playing ska music; me trying to connect with the bar tender; me realizing I only know Christian ska bands bc of when it was popular; me realizing there was an entire non Christian ska music movement

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You’ve got to go back to the drawing board with your verified fan program. All I needed was an email & phone number that could receive text messages. I would guess most of your own engineers could have a built a bot with those two characteristics

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

We want to apologize to Taylor and all of her fans - especially those who had a terrible experience trying to purchase tickets. We feel we owe it to everyone to share some information to help explain what happened: https://t.co/1Gn4kRIvq8

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Ryan Piaskowy @RyanPiaskowy]

@Apple should have a built in two camera mode with a count down between the captures and stores it as one moment #jiraticket #featurerequest

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Apparently I’ve been sitting in sales corner of the office for the past 4 months, and today was the day they decided to come in

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100% didn’t know how much I liked I air hockey

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Killed two flies tonight with my hands #masc

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Not me thinking it’s the @BeReal_App notification going off when it’s really an Emergency Alert

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If I see someone deleting iMessage threads, I immediately trust them less