Ryan Potts

Ace, Bacon Activist, Howard Stern henchman, MBA student, UK ALUM, Sallie Mae dodger, #UK #BBN

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Hell ya @stealthmoves67 is my hero lol. Me and my bro used it and now we have doubt teamed some of the same chicks lol

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Somebody come and sing the "Thunder Buddy" song with me. That last crack made me pee a little

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Oh shit. Hi

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buttsex

Haven't been on twitter for a few. I'm caught up now

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Bababooey

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anus

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tits

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fuck you

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balls

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Vagina

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Just ran over 2 Adopt-A-Highway volunteers. Good morning

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Women's beach volleyball = greatest show on earth

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Who can step on the most Legos barefooted #RejectedOlympicEvents

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Trading punches #RejectedOlympicEvents

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1-2-3 Quiet Mouse #RejectedOlympicEvents

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Nude Bacon Frying #RejectedOlympicEvents

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Ball-sack shape making #RejectedOlympicEvents

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Take Ambien and masturbate in front of the mirror in a dark room. Lemme know how it goes. It's for a friend

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I guess singin Barry White in her ear using SpongeBob's voice wasn't as sexy as I first thought. #LegsShut

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even after 365 days of daily use