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Anon, husband, father, drummer, MAGA PATRIOT. Because I know, I can’t sleep. Romans, 8:28!

[Pitty Dad🇺🇸 @RyanRbaier420]

@storm1news @LoveCharmGrace He barely had to campaign!!! Promised the world and destroyed the BIG APPLE!!! The whole fucking thing is a sham!

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@RobHoey It’s the Jerry Springer effect!!! Every time. His show was absolute trash but, put a little controversial violence in and the whole world watches!!!

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💯 Truth!

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

DEMON: Sir, we’ve got a problem.

DEVIL: What now?

DEMON: The Left versus Right thing isn’t working like it used to. People are starting to realize both sides are being manipulated.

DEVIL: Fine. Did you try Black versus White?

DEMON: Of course. We pushed it hard. But they’re catching on. Some of them are actually talking to each other.

DEVIL: Disgusting.

DEMON: I know, sir. We even tried rich versus poor, rural versus urban, vaccinated versus unvaccinated…

DEVIL: And?

DEMON: They’re exhausted. They’re starting to suspect that maybe constantly hating their neighbors isn’t making their lives better.

DEVIL: Hmm…

DEMON: What do we do?

DEVIL: Bust out the classic.

DEMON: Religion?

DEVIL: Older.

DEMON: Class warfare?

DEVIL: Older.

DEMON: Oh no…

DEVIL: Man versus woman.

DEMON: Sir, we’ve used that one forever.

DEVIL: Exactly. And they fall for it every damn time.

DEMON: What’s the angle?

DEVIL: Easy. Take something complicated, tragic, or emotional, then convince everyone the real issue isn’t right versus wrong.

DEMON: Then what is it?

DEVIL: Tell women, “Men could never understand.”

DEMON: And tell men?

DEVIL: “Women are irrational.”

DEMON: Brilliant. So nobody actually discusses the issue.

DEVIL: Now you’re learning. Never let them debate principles when you can make them resent each other personally.

DEMON: And if they start finding common ground?

DEVIL: Remind them that the other side is the enemy.

DEMON: What if they realize we’re doing it?

DEVIL: Then we’re screwed.

DEMON: Why?

DEVIL: Because the day men and women stop fighting each other long enough to ask who’s benefiting from the fight…

DEMON: Yeah?

DEVIL: …they might finally look in our direction.

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@catturd2 Bad Botox.

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@AntiLeftMemes The Saint, Michael Knight, Jim Morison.

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@MaysaDiye The second hand is missing from the clock.

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@atensnut Popcorn, potatoe salad, mashed potatoes, foot bath and vomit.

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@atensnut Yup! Started taking it back for my folks when I was a kid.

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@RealJamesWoods A society that systematically murders their offspring in the womb, forfeits the ability to be a society!!!! No other living creature on earth destroys their young before birth. Sure some eliminate problem offspring but it is imperative to maintain the longevity of the species.

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@mcafeenew Why did he do the watch with Ben Stiller then? It doesn’t make sense to do a completely different film after his bad experience on Dodgeball!!!!

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@BenSwann_ He was not America First. He was a war monger. He loved sending all those dollars to Ukraine.

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@DC_Draino These imbeciles are on a fast track to hell. They MUST rebuke their demons and beg forgiveness for salvation. A society that systematically kills the youth in the womb for profit, should cease to be a society at all!!!

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@Legacy411 @kittenaround_51 Margo all the way. Lois was never a bombshell. She was a news geek.

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@RealJamesWoods I would give my first born to see that sequel with you back at it again. But this time you hunt down the top 5 Families of vampires that are currently destroying our society!!!!

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@end3of6days9 @kittenaround_51 Want in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first. Anytime we said I want.

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@MJTruthUltra Nothing will happen to him.

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@fugustra1 @kittenaround_51 Zero