Ryan Rideout

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

I used to feel good about directing anything hurtful towards people who deserved it. But if Dexter Morgan is still a psychopath then I'm still an asshole. Did I just have an epiphany?

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

I feel like there are people out there that literally do drugs so that other people on drugs are less annoying.

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

My favourite thing about Friday the 13th? No condoms! You're gonna be pregnant either way! #glasshalffull

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

Can't wait to do New Zealand !! Cause let's face it, I'm an alcohobbit.

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

Either call it a ginger bread person or put a fuckin cock on the cookie!!!!!

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

I don't use a coaster and mom yells at me. Her annoying little dog bites me and she laughs. Solution? I'm gonna bite my mother...

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

I kinda wanna marry Sarah Silverman

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

4 waffles and 2 slots to put them in. My breakfast is a Sydney Mines orgy😔I think I'll just drink my coffee.

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

There are two kinds of people. The ones that look for Forrest Gump on Netflix under "Critically Acclaimed" and ones that look in comedies..

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

This job at the hospital I'm doing is cursed! It could be raining boobs up here and I'd get hit with a dick!

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

Has anyone seen my choker? Got totally lit last night and lost it...

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

Anyone know where I can get a fresh new pair of white Oakley sunglasses?

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

Congratulations to my new drummer/ younger brother/ dog sitter on getting accepted into SMU. Cheers @LauchlanMck !

[Lauchlan Mckinnon @LauchlanMck]

@RyanRideout Pick me! Pick me!! I'm on my way bro haha

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

3 more days and that beautiful red Les Paul is mine. Just need a @LauchlanMck where can I buy one ?

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

Forever an optimist in a world of pessimists.

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

Been hitting the gym hard lately bros, here's my progress update #transformationtuesday https://t.co/pznqkdjeDv

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

Most of my friends my own age are married with families and I'm here with Jeff on a Sunday trying to slam a beer upside down

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

@RyanMans it'll happen one of these days

[Ryan Rideout @RyanRideout]

The excessive amount of "nahs" in Hey Jude never ceases to make me wanna get fucking shitfaced. Happy long weekend you beautiful humans