Ryan Shoemaker

I'm a lot funnier in my head than in real life

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

@hpcashion @CashMoneyMeza @Brrraden5 Thousands of wheels, no doors. Wheels by millions

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

Be still my heart

[Turnpike Troubadours @TpTroubadours]

😃

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

@BrianShrullTV

[The O'Colly @OColly]

The 19th President of Oklahoma State University. 1st woman in the position.

Dr. Kayse Shrum. #OKState

📸: @joshuacleary / Photo Editor

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

@BrianShrullTV And we all know how well playing in the World Series has gone for the Rangers in the past.

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

@BrianShrullTV

[EA SPORTS @EASPORTS]

For those who never stopped believing...

#EASPORTSCollegeFootball

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

BREAKING: Cardinals have agreed to acquire Nolan Arenado from Rockies, sources tell @TheAthletic. Deal pending approval from both MLB and players’ union; Rockies sending Cardinals significant cash, believed to be in $50M range, and Arenado will be deferring money.

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

Lol wut?

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

@thacoachmike Alec Baldwin reaching out to Mike Boynton

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

CC: @OldTakesExposed

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

WE WILL PLAY FOR THE STANLEY CUP!!!

@Lexus | #GoStars

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

WE SURVIVE AND LEAD THE SERIES 3-1! 🥳

@Lexus | #GoStars

[OSU Cowboy Football @CowboyFB]

No place like Stillwater! #LetsRide | #GoPokes

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

STARS WIN! 🎉🎉🎉

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

Sweet Lou, RIP. https://t.co/fB57GNmODb

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

WE ARE HEADING TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINAL!

@Lexus | #GoStars

[OKC THUNDER @okcthunder]

A couple of 3's and a couple of steals by @CP3 to close out the 4th quarter and this game six. #ThunderUp

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

I was on a first name basis with almost every bouncer in Stillwater, so, I guess you could say I was doing alright

[Maria Taylor @MariaTaylor]

Luka’s the youngest player to have a 40pt triple double in a playoff game...That begs the question. What were you doing when you were 21?

[Ryan Shoemaker @RyanShoe19]

Go Pokes

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The #Seahawks cut rookie CB Kemah Siverand this week after he was caught on video trying to sneak a female visitor into the team hotel, per sources.

Clear message on the responsibility everyone has in the NFL’s COVID-19 world: Put the team at risk, suffer the consequences.