Ryan Shriver

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

I can’t believe people are complaining about the amount of news coverage on #tigerwoods right now. One of the most prominent athletes, not just in the history of golf, but all sports was nearly lost today, I think that warrants some significant media attention. #Tiger

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

@anna_esterino Your totally right!

[Bloomberg @business]

BREAKING: Twitter says it will lock Donald Trump's Twitter account for 12 hours and says future violations of its policies will result in permanent suspension of his account https://t.co/25xEfxt13H

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney told reporters Friday that Trump needs to “put his big boy pants on” and acknowledge that “he lost." Biden currently holds a narrow lead in that state over Trump #Election2020 https://t.co/FGnEUJtyxs

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

#TBT

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

Man times really are crazy. Dudes are out here on IG standing on their friggin couches rowing suitcases full of random shit in their home just to get likes. #Covid_19 #Quarantine #CoronaCrisis #COVID19 #QuarantineThings

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

Fuckkkkk LifeTime Fitness just shut down. This has gone far enough. You can take school, restaurants, and work, but the gym?? That’s too much.
#COVID19 #QuarantineLife #CoronavirusOutbreak

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

Get these mans some waterrrrrrr
#DemocraticDebate #DemDebate

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

I’m sorry but, did either candidate answer the question on whether they’d institute a national lockdown? Biden up there sounding like he got a word limit to hit on a English essay.
#DemocraticDebate #DemDebate

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

Biden just had a meltdownnnnnnn #N1H1 #DemocraticDebate #DemDebate

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

Y’all just hear that cough Biden made?? Awfully suspect...
#DemocraticDebate #DemDebate

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

29 years old and bout to watch my first presidential debate. This is weird. They treat this shit like a heavyweight prize fight.
#DemocraticDebate #DemDebate

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

Did I just hear Trump say he’s waiving student loan interest? At least some good is coming out of this pandemic #Covid_19 #trump #studentloans

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

I’m gonna count how many times I hear the word virus today. Shoulda started this morning because it’s probably been over 50 already. I’ll report the results tonight. 🦠 #coronavirus #COVID2019 #CoronaVirusUpdate

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

@ParksidePimp Make this tweet make sense first🤔

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

Saw this IG video where this dude lists “5 places you must see before 30”. Who tf this guy think he is putting an expiration date on when I can go visit somewhere? If I go after 30, is it not cool anymore?? IDK, maybe I feel attacked cause I’m 29 and haven’t been to all 5 places.

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

Gonna start a new series where I post cryptic messages from my mom. Here’s number one. Anyone wanna translate? #tweetsfrommom

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

You don’t know danger until you’ve tried to cook bacon at high heat on an open skillet.

[Ryan Shriver @RyanShriver1]

@ParksidePimp Delete it ASAP. I never cringe harder than when I see those videos