Ryan Stoffle

Opinionative sea-worthy asshole at your service.

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

DT is definitely dropping a nuke tomorrow.

Happy 250

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@DavidSHolz We have entered the Singularity

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

The absolute desire to defend one’s comfort with physical violence couldn’t be rivaled than the eyes I’ve seen belonging to the similar unfortunate passengers aboard this 3:30am Frontier flight.

#morewheelchairs

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

If @CaitlinClark22 hit a slam du k right now, we wouldn’t talk about Iran for a month.

#fever

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

Travel hacks.

Join the military.

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

This would be better as a Zed is dead meme..

It’s a chopper…. Who’s chopper

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Baby, what happened to Woke?”

Dead, my darling, Woke is dead.

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

If you think your opinion is important.

You’re probably wrong.

#viequesyachtclub #theeyesoftherangerareuponyou

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

I’m half retarded.

Still trying to figure which half though.

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

I pull over to tweet

[Grady Laksmono @glaksmono]

Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway raises cash balance to a record $347.7 BILLION in Q1 2025.

$BRK.B $BRK.A

[Sean Carter® @tru_ras_tafari]

Bitches be weird .. cuz I was just playing t ball with your uvula and now you don’t like me cuz I ain’t give you $20

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

Indecision is the worst decision

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

I yawned in the dentist chair this morning with her fingers in my mouth, and I’ve never been looked at like that before.

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

Self pierced Prince Albert.

New band name

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

Was the mirror the best or worst creation?

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

Call me crazy.

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

Apple should make a new emoji.

A blue checkmark that could verify an identity.

That wouldn’t cripple a platform or anything…

[Ryan Stoffle @RyanStoffle]

Some terrible thing is happening in the world every time that Kanye is posterized on the media. Check the world news rather than social.

#KanyeHitler

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We are on the event horizon of the singularity

[Aging Death ☠️ @AgingDeath]

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye

Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye.

I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye

The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye.

I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye.

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye.

— @kanyewest