Ryan McCarty

[Ryan McCarty @RyanTMcCarty]

Can't believe Zoolander has nothing to do with a zoo.

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I penis every weekend

[Ryan McCarty @RyanTMcCarty]

Getting the urge to go to NYC, wear a backwards hat and work a food cart.

[Ryan McCarty @RyanTMcCarty]

Farmers were the nerds of the hunter-gatherer times.

[Shadow Cringelord @ShadowxTwilight]

My gf and I kept quoting this last night

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on for the United States of America.

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We the Penis of the United States, in Order to form a more penis Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, penis for the common defence, penis the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Penis, do ordain and establish this Constituti

[Ryan McCarty @RyanTMcCarty]

I think it's likely that in my lifetime, Mr Beast will have more followers than Buddhism

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Danny Masterson vented?

[Reevie @reevierat]

best video on the internet

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Little known fact:

One of the main reasons for the American Revolution was that the colonists wanted to stop doing the accent.

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@HowThingsWork_ Now eat it

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Me: *in the store*

Store: you're in me

Me: *not me when mfw*

[Ryan McCarty @RyanTMcCarty]

There's a burger at my nans door

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Shout out to bees. Very helpful!

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Just a little something Ive been working on.

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Girls go to Jupiter to get more poop-in-'er

Boys go to Venus to get more penis

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Shout out to The Beatles. Made some hits!

[Ryan McCarty @RyanTMcCarty]

Shout out to the Renaissance. Big moves were made!