Ryan Strachan

Goods and Service Manager for Fresh Start and average/retiring rugby player.

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@joyjellybeans Oh I want one of these

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@LindaMcG Space babies was terrible but the subsequent two have been excellent

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@joyjellybeans Bag humbug 😂

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@joyjellybeans About time , I’ve a lot nicer autumn clothes than summer

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Ah, hello old friend.

It’s been a while.

Let’s hop back on the horse: Why this story about legal aid is as misleading as it is brainless.

[THREAD] 🧵

#LegalAidLies

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@mattparkins @KingBobIIV It likely is the answer but going to be a very tuff sell to the public on safety grounds and capital expenditure.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Chris Bryant shreds Rishi Sunak.

6.5 minutes long. Watch all of it in utter shock. This is our PM. How our nation has fallen 🫤

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

NEVER FORGET: He was reading a teleprompter.

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@ultrarotom @andrewdoyle_com I am also blocked and very rarely tweet 🤷‍♂️

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Dear @CarolineLucas,

Whatever deal you did to make all this happen, your sacrifice will never be forgotten. 😍😍

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@joyjellytots Nobody likes a quitter

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1783, a child was born in Mundal Guat, Bengal, India, with two fully functional heads. The midwife attending the birth was so horrified by this unusual sight that she impulsively threw the child into a nearby fire. Fortunately, the child survived the incident with minor burns.

Realizing the potential to earn money, the child's parents decided to take him to Calcutta, where people paid to see him due to his extraordinary condition. The two heads of the child exhibited independent actions and reactions. While one head would sleep, the other could be awake. Likewise, one head could cry while the other would display happiness. However, both heads responded differently to certain stimuli; for instance, one head was highly sensitive to light and had poor vision. Nevertheless, they both experienced pain in the same way.

Tragically, when the child turned four years old, his mother left to fetch water from a well, only to return and find the child dead. He had succumbed to a cobra bite.

Today, this condition is well-documented and referred to as craniopagus parasiticus, affecting approximately 2 in every 5 million children. Following the child's passing, his body was examined, revealing that both heads possessed their own brains and blood supplies. Remarkably, the child did not suffer from any other illnesses or ailments during his short life.

The child's skull can now be observed at the Hunterian Museum of the Royal College of Surgeons in London, where it stands as a testament to this extraordinary medical phenomenon.

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@20thcenturymarc @EmofJohnson They hung around in Scotland much longer. Was always good to confuse tourists when working in hospitality

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@UberFacts Teen pregnancy

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@LindaMcG I’m contemplating buying a console just to play this game 🤦‍♂️

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch @MarinaPurkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼

This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him.

Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@latifnasser See it’s stories like this I still have Twitter 👌

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

His confession really but my ex-husband once marched me to the doctors with him to investigate why his cock had weird stuff all over it, the insinuation being that I had given him an infection. The doctor gently explained that it was called smegma and that he should wash it.

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@UberFacts Problematic drinking

[Ryan Strachan @RyanTRex35]

@joyjellybeans Sharing with her mates, what a true gent 😂