Ryan

2012 @CountryMusic Male Vocalist of the Year | @OleMissRebels Alum | @NASA Nuclear Physicist | Tyler, TX👉🏼Fort Bragg, NC

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

This is absolute horseshit. What is this?

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

Can’t help but laugh everytime my mom shortens “thought” to “thot”. #JustAThot

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

Good luck ATL friends #atlantapurge

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

She’s here 😍 #pleasegrow

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

I just bought an Oakland Holly Tree to anchor the edge of the flower beds beneath my front porch. It’ll be here Friday. I am having a hard time containing my excitement.

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

@dish_answers Too late! I called my city trash service and they’re picking it up Tuesday.

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

Honestly, how is @dish still in business? I called their customer service line 4 times to try and recycle an old satellite in my backyard only to be hung up on time after time.

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

Trip number 7 to Home Depot for this home project

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

Never realized how expensive decorative pillows were until I bought a house

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

If you haven’t seen the movie Peanut Butter Falcon: stop what you’re doing and go watch it.

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

People who Snapchat/IG story all of the presents around their tree are the worst.

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

@Joe_Burrow10 looks like the guy from Castle Rock

[me @ksea43]

I got my nose hair waxed for the first time .... spoiler alert I started crying ..... you women crazy af

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

If you have a water bottle or patch that says “Secret squirrel”, you’re probably not doing secret squirrel things.

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

*every day checking in at the front desk of the gym*
Them: “Have a good workout!”
Me: “You too.”

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

To whoever created the capability to send gifs in iMessage: can you please take it away from my mom?

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

Good chance you’re also wearing basketball shorts past your knees, have toothpicks for legs, and refer to women as “bitches.”

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

If you wear a backwards hat, over-the-ear Beats by Dre headphones, and a cut up t-shirt to the gym, you have a 91% chance of being a douchebag.

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

I ate enough buffalo chicken dip today to sustain a starving village in Africa for no less than 30 days.

[Ryan @RyanTX08]

Until I bought a house, I had no idea how expensive plants/flowers are. #impoor