Ryan

Official Twitter account of Ryan Williams, the main character of the show “My Life”. He/Him

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

Sometimes I get all Eeyore on myself. then I have to remind myself that I’m Winnie the Pooh, and this is my damn show.

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

Boss: screaming at me
Me (an empath): they seem upset

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

Checking the planned drive, and realizing you’re late

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

When your gum runs out of flavor-

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

Saw somebody riding a like scooters down 270. Good luck, brave soul.

[samm @sammsoncrossing]

i just want to play ANIMAL CROSSING but instead i have to WORK because CAPITALISM

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

There’s no way I know all these chicks who add me on Snapchat

[abigail @abigai1williams]

my best friend wrote a book and i am so incredibly proud of her. i cannot wait to read it, the first of many. @DanaElizabeth10

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

I can’t stop thinking about Tech Deck Dude Spider-Man.

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

I could use a third depression nap

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

Another day, another-
*checks bank account* dime!

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

I ain’t rich yet, but at least I’m not sad

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

I’ve been making tiny art lately

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

Why’s this duck look like me

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

@CircleKStores officially out here changing the economics of Arizona teas to $1.39 a can. The end is truly near.

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

Honestly, the worst feeling is someone turning down the Aux once you’ve played your new favorite song.

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

A guy I worked with this week told me you can smell a bear from a mile away, and now I want to know what a bear smells like

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

If they can keep Arizona tea ¢99, there’s no reason the standards for a bottle of water should $1.50.

[Ryan @RyanWillyums]

“A good tragedy is not supposed to meet, namely, a dull ending.”