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I very rarely think of anything worth tweeting about but i'll be damned if I let that stop me!

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Jeremy Corbyn is Banksy, you heard it here first!

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@JonKelly91 if the all blacks are struggling then 5th Ave bouncers definitely couldn't handle them

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Pocock and Hooper are soul mates. What a dangerous bromance #pooper #RWC2015final

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@ShowsecUK still waiting for the response to this.

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@ShowsecUK done. I've also emailed the info address on your website

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Good to hear @ShowsecUK security staff reached under my gf's bra during a drug search on her way in to @vfestival this weekend. Disgusting.

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Back to square one. #unemployable #GimmeaJobYaTwat

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

If you think somebody is wrong, say so and say why. Don't just call them a shitty fucking douchebag, it's not a convincing argument.

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FOR TWELVE WEEKS THIS CITY IS OURS — @WHP_Mcr /// Register: http://t.co/Jucd3xlyNF

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If birds can fly why do angry birds need catapults?

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The Best of Chopin prepping me for my last ever exam. That lad knew his way around the ivories

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@liamjunior5 @Joshthaxter "hello, bonjour, guten tag, konnichi wa..." Kill yourself.

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@liamjunior5 @Joshthaxter the daughters of Eton Dorney were locked up for a few weeks in 2012

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@liamjunior5 @Joshthaxter I don't like either of you individually but combined you are the love of my life. Happy birthday piggy x

[Big Chungus @liamjunior5]

Also as if i wasnt going to post this picture on your bday @Joshthaxter

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2 weeks today and University will be over. It's been a good ride.

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Luckily where I'm working tonight is popular with students and gangsters. Neither of which concern themselves with bank holiday weekends

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Formally offered a job to start in June. Looks like I'm staying in Manchester! Now to sort out somewhere to live

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After todays interview the odds of me having a proper real world adult job after graduation have drastically improved

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I will never disagree "to the use of cookies". I bloody love cookies!