Ryebakes

cursed to doomscroll this stupid bird website until the sound of the seventh trumpet 🎺👹

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@Greatik8 @OrevaZSN Just made me drool all over myself. Thanks.

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@Mubion4 @ilyasloon Top Gun (1986)

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@Ditty_77 @RachelZader

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@stellamilfburn

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@DFWStormChasing Baghdad, Arizona expects their mines to strike Uranium ore any day now

[gio @_GioHub]

a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"

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@nikicaga Nobody west of the Rockies says “Yankee” after singing Yankee Doodle in kindergarten

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@Foiblaet Who is still using reddit? And why?
After paywalling their API, killing most 3rd party Reddit apps, and slowing r/popular & r/all so much that most posts at 16 hours old at best. They killed it years ago & turned it into the slowest, least interactive social media site available.

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@Renne172020 @abc15 Thats what it was like 15 years ago too 😂

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@bicanuk @ameliaelizalde “Hacks” Season 5 Episode 6

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@uncledoomer You know what happens when you work more efficiently than your coworkers? You get their work too.

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@jjohnpotter Arizona Sun Corridor? So we’re just making shit up. The only thing even close is just the hell of Phoenix’s urban sprawl.
And Front Rage? Be serious.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

How life feels having never seen an episode of Euphoria

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

The left is trying to cancel dryhumping

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Place your bets on the first podcaster to admit to taking dog immortality pills.

[Guard Bro @GuardTm]

I love the Japanese so much. They really get us.