ryane bondi ✼

professional dreamer & overthinker💫

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

saw a shooting star 💫 put it in my pocket 💭

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

i’m just trying to marry Paul Rudd. too much to ask???

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

@GackingAllOver it was in fact about… you know… 😎

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

@boburnham AHHHH!!!!!! i love you so much ❤️‍🔥 thank you for this collection of pure comedic/cathartic/captivating music. (your entire special rocked my world in the best way)

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

@boburnham #INSIDE was the greatest work of art i have seen in a very long time, and i doubt anything will feel as cathartic for a long time, if ever. thank you for being you 🖤

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

@boburnham i love you (so much), and your talent exceeds all expectations and definitions. thank you for being you and bringing your art to the world 🖤🎶🙌🏼 #dontneedasweater

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

i never finish shampoo and conditioner at the same time, but yesterday i finished off a box of waffles at the same time as my syrup and that felt cool

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

i saw a prop plane over head and all i could think was, “i bet someone’s getting engaged up there” 💭🛫

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

MICHAEL B. JORDAN 🤤🤤🤤

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

the world watching Shia LeBeouf in any movie :

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

me receiving an email from my bank that’s NOT warning me about overdraft :

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

i can’t be the only one who’s fav part of the meg & harry interview was that her first job was at a frozen yogurt shop called Humphrey Yogart , right?

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

if you make your DOG’S instagram acct private, i’m holding a serious grudge against you and all of your life choices. #selfish

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Chills and thrills

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

@seeaaaaan

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

@thisISeRock holy fucking shit this is GOLD. #toobadforcarrots

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@realDonaldTrump Joe Biden knows how to spell 'due'

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

@seeaaaaan HAHAHA YES PLZ 💀

[ryane bondi ✼ @RyeBondi]

the swing states be like

[Jennifer Nelson @jennifernicnel]

“Like an obese turtle on his back flailing in the hot sun” - @andersoncooper I would die for you