Rye 🏳️‍⚧️ (@ryeloaves.bsky.social)

certified homo 🏳️‍⚧️| 25 | Anarchist (Chaos Reigns) |
it/its | actually agender | Rye#6121

[Mr.Mordicai 🏴‍☠️ @MrMordicai]

How it feels playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time after seeing so much hate for the game

[ayayera @Ayayera_]

how its been going

[LandedIt 🔜 CEO 2026 @XLandedIt]

When I get a little time off work and get a taste of unemployment

[grace @agneswickfields]

i knew ulf from hotd was a real one when he was like ok day three on the job time to tell my new coworkers about being molested

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

gay facesitting roleplay with oomf and he ended it to say he had to go to his "job"

[⃟ @homeslitter]

the phrase “i guess you hate me and want me to die” when someone won’t answer you

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

"I want a Bethesda game without the creation engine"

"Hey give me a Bethesda game with nothin'!

[groft @toomguy127]

#backrooms

[thicc.exe @thiccdotexe]

Creation Engine is the subject of many jokes but it is incredible at what it does.

The engine is expressly built to let you pick up every single item in the game. Anyone pushing for another engine is pushing to move away from what makes Elder Scrolls and Fallout what they are.

[cronenbabe @Mascquatch]

Smoking that shit that killed Shinzo Abe

[Robinkehlchen @Mellon_Colly42]

Talked with my fave coworker abt books and that I'm reading a 700 page novel right now and i was like "What do you read atm" he said "Donald duck comics"

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

me having sex with your mom last night was actually all done practically with zero CGI

[Ash @ashwxrya]

"How does Brandon Sanderson write so fast?"

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

when I was in Venice I slept with a gay guy and when I woke up in the morning his Hag was sitting in a chair glaring at me

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[sagu made of wine @respectable_lad]

Rather comforting to know that troll physics is a multigenerational concept

[Prescient Slav @SkeptSlav]

"He started to get this fixation on wildfire. He started to believe that wildfire was some gatekept liquid by the higher-ups that basically gives you special powers if you ingest it…"

[Mohamed "TheFearMaster" Saad (Commissions open) @TFMsaad]

It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you

[Matthew @NEEMOAHTOAD]

This is one of those things like the scientists in Prometheus acting like morons where when it came out I was like “nobody would ever do something so stupid” and then you watch it post 2020 and you’re like “99% of the human population actually would do something that dumb